Intimacy: Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand...

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2019 00:00

Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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Just say no

By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Jenn - 24/09/2017 10:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I had my first astounding orgasm during which I simultaneously shit myself and vomited. So thankful my new partner was present. FML

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Tough choice

By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML

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Shitpants blues

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 02:01

Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML

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In distress

By jdch_99 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML

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What new hell is this

By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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its_tuesday 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:17

Were you doin' it doggy style?

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its_tuesday 6

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:12

wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

pimplayer 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:27

lol WTF

bellaxmonkeyx_fml 8

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:37

I can't decide whether or not it's more of an FML for OP or her boyfriend. Good luck healing your oral piercings, #1!

WallyTheWombat 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:40

I don't know what I would do if my gf did that. You didn't feel it coming? Did you try to be slick and be all, "I thought you wanted to try something new!"?

LoganBballin16 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 20:52

omg wow I'm Lmao!! that sucks but it's so funny

BethiiGeex 0

Friday 1 October 2010 1:00

lmfao ikr the image of it is disturbing -_-

mynameiskate 0

Friday 1 October 2010 2:37

you're cute(:

sexybitch92 0

Friday 1 October 2010 4:01

Awwwwww

iHOOT4Hooters 0

Friday 1 October 2010 5:25

Hopefully, it wasn't anal sex.

priscilla_28 5

Friday 1 October 2010 7:20

Hopefully he didn't think it was kinky. :|

thecrazyasian 3

Friday 1 October 2010 8:24

hope it wasn't anal

I_am_that_guy 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:43

129...was that last part on purpose or did it just happen to accidentally come out (see what I did there?)

stephanie0613 0

Friday 1 October 2010 11:04

That is totally and completely disgusting, I don't know what i'd do if that ever happened to me.

lionandthelamb61 9

Friday 1 October 2010 13:14

Haha, I wonder what the medication is for. Like thicker eyelash growth, or headaches? Seems as though the symptoms are always worse than the problem. I don't know what illness I would trade for uncontrolably ******** myself.

zozbasha 9

Friday 1 October 2010 14:40

lol you are sick

sheribb 5

Friday 1 October 2010 16:17

#1 I ******* love your piercings!!! I really want to get them myself

natirixoxo 0

Friday 1 October 2010 21:53

not oral sex?? *shudders*

kapithicus 0

Tuesday 5 October 2010 5:20

the same thing happened with me and my gf but instead of meds it was spring break and we both had way too much to drink. I had to get a new matress

_imipurpleninja_ 0

Friday 12 August 2011 2:02

lmao she was saying adorable maybe cuz he's little looking kinda like how people say babies are cute or like little kids? idk just a thought.

wd0 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:13

that is disgusting. filthy *****.

dannoman 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:23

so ur saying "filthy" cuz she pooped the bed or....????

Aareez 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 22:16

looooooool!!

kappaaa 12

Friday 1 October 2010 1:17

And how does this make her a ***** ???

EbombPimpin22 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 9:00

maybe he's into that kind of thing -_^

frank223d 9

Wednesday 16 May 2012 0:59

#2 your an ass

Nirrashi91 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:15

grosssssssss!

Jennifra 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:16

I would be mortified. I don't even think about sex when I'm sick.. lol

Cinn_fml 22

Thursday 30 September 2010 19:33

It might have been for a condition she permentantly has, such as for an allergy. Just saying. And hopefully your boyfriend understood that it's the meds, and not just something you do, OP.

ducttapewallet 7

Monday 29 August 2011 14:13

You could be right, but if there was even an extremely remote chance of THAT kind of side effect happening with ALLERGY medicine, then there are other options. That don't make you shit yourself. Just sayin'.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 29 August 2011 14:26

The OP said it was a new medication that only "may cause stomach upset", the OP just reacted very badly to it, so chances are that she didn't keep it as her medication - especially if it is for something long-term. Also, the reason I suggested an allergy was that I was trying to point out that the meds the OP were taking weren't necessarily because she had flu or something short-term.