By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

Were you doin' it doggy style?


wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.

I can't decide whether or not it's more of an FML for OP or her boyfriend. Good luck healing your oral piercings, #1!

I don't know what I would do if my gf did that. You didn't feel it coming? Did you try to be slick and be all, "I thought you wanted to try something new!"?

omg wow I'm Lmao!! that sucks but it's so funny

lmfao ikr the image of it is disturbing -_-

Hopefully, it wasn't anal sex.

Hopefully he didn't think it was kinky. :|

hope it wasn't anal

129...was that last part on purpose or did it just happen to accidentally come out (see what I did there?)

That is totally and completely disgusting, I don't know what i'd do if that ever happened to me.

Haha, I wonder what the medication is for. Like thicker eyelash growth, or headaches? Seems as though the symptoms are always worse than the problem. I don't know what illness I would trade for uncontrolably shitting myself.

lol you are sick

#1 I fucking love your piercings!!! I really want to get them myself

not oral sex?? *shudders*

the same thing happened with me and my gf but instead of meds it was spring break and we both had way too much to drink. I had to get a new matress

lmao she was saying adorable maybe cuz he's little looking kinda like how people say babies are cute or like little kids? idk just a thought.

that is disgusting. filthy whore.

so ur saying "filthy" cuz she pooped the bed or....????


And how does this make her a whore ???

maybe he's into that kind of thing -_^

#2 your an ass


I would be mortified. I don't even think about sex when I'm sick.. lol

It might have been for a condition she permentantly has, such as for an allergy. Just saying. And hopefully your boyfriend understood that it's the meds, and not just something you do, OP.

You could be right, but if there was even an extremely remote chance of THAT kind of side effect happening with ALLERGY medicine, then there are other options. That don't make you shit yourself. Just sayin'.

The OP said it was a new medication that only "may cause stomach upset", the OP just reacted very badly to it, so chances are that she didn't keep it as her medication - especially if it is for something long-term. Also, the reason I suggested an allergy was that I was trying to point out that the meds the OP were taking weren't necessarily because she had flu or something short-term.

Atleast they wern't doing anal...

I hope he isn't a new boyfriend.

Were you doin' it doggy style?


was he eating you out? lol.

That is just nasty. Bad image. *gag*

imagine if it plopped on his face LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD

imagine if it plopped on his face LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL xD

or how bout we totally dont imagine it so we all dont puke???

who doesn't love a tossed salad? bacon bits anyone?

Holy shit that's nasty!

lol @ holy shit. hahaha.

WTF! u look just like my friend.

The third of her face that isn't covered in smoke looks like your friend?

That's nasty.

Oh wow. Not many things are more embarassing then crapping yourself infront of someone, or whilst getting intimate :( I feel for you OP.

I hate it when people say whilst...or arse