Work, Animals and School: Barfed out

Barfed out

By superbubbles - 23/03/2021 21:30 - Canada

Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML

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By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML

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By A troubled ex med school student - 06/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2010 01:25 - United States

Today, I was really excited to be observing my first autopsy for my forensics class. Apparently so was the guy behind me. He barfed up ramen noodles all over my hair and back. I couldn't leave the room to clean up. For two hours. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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By cat-astrophic - 25/02/2015 15:44 - United Kingdom

Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML

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By icarlypoop - 11/04/2020 23:00

Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML

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By BaconGirl - 08/07/2016 06:00

Today, it has been my lifelong dream to work with animals. My dream sorta came true. I now work at the slaughterhouse. FML

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By Araya - 17/11/2009 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a pig kidney dissection in Biology. I see a 'sack' which appeared to contain a liquid. Being the curious type, I cut open the sack, spraying said liquid over me and my desk. My teacher, after giggling, informed me that the liquid was in fact urine. I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 23 March 2021 21:52

It could just take some getting used to! Work on desensitizing yourself and don’t give up on your dream just yet :)

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 23 March 2021 23:14

Your childhood passion was to dissect cow hearts?

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Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 23 March 2021 21:52

It could just take some getting used to! Work on desensitizing yourself and don’t give up on your dream just yet :)

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 23 March 2021 23:14

Your childhood passion was to dissect cow hearts?

Kevin Fletcher 10

Wednesday 24 March 2021 0:18

Don’t give up on your dream to be a butcher!

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 24 March 2021 1:23

Or maybe Chef even...

raingirl 5

Wednesday 24 March 2021 3:43

True story: in high school, they had us in teams dissecting cat, and my team happened to dissect a pregnant cat. It wasn't pleasent, but we worked together and got through it. I have a weak stomach too at times, but don't give up on your dream, you can tough it out.