Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Comments

telepathetic 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:26

fake, this guy probably saw the little black kid yelling at the asian cashier and thought of an fml because he has nothing better to do

sexybeastsexybea 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 2:41

kids say the darndest things

rodgersfan 6

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:44

Could have been an angry midget?

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Straka 0

Friday 12 March 2010 15:06

that kid needs a whipping, no jk jk but DAMN that kids been raised wrong

soccerfreak878 0

Friday 16 April 2010 18:46

learn how to spell "theater"

jayseangirl 0

Friday 30 April 2010 4:26

L.,,,.M.....F......A....O! 

wooters 1

Tuesday 1 June 2010 3:25

I'd like to say alot of kids have been raised this way but not all of them atleast /:

lexielovesyou 0

Monday 19 July 2010 11:16

haha , w o a h[x i would slap the taste outa his mouth! xD

Nixot 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 22:11

171, learn how to spell "theatre".

Nixot 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 22:11

171, learn how to spell "theatre".

DaemonDoC 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

kick his fking arse!

JamesM9794 0

Friday 26 March 2010 1:39

****** racist nigga

alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

frosting1012 0

Monday 3 May 2010 17:43

haha… very funny ( sarcasm) I'ma come through this screen and shove a strainting iron up ur ass bitch

safirestar09 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 18:56

...Why? All he did was, kinda, make a little sarcastic joke. No need to blow a gasket.

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 23 August 2011 8:04

174, ahaha idiot you just proved his point and made the rest of us look bad.

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:45

#4's suggestion is an excellent one.

deliciouskaek 1

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:46

I'm not sure why, but I lol'd. Then I felt bad. ):

sleepingprincess 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:46

haha thats funny. but why did he have to bring your skin color into it? lol RACIST!

FatElie 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:31

******* crackers. O wait...

Ikasu 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:49

Kick him out/kick his ass/call the cops.

Amkii 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:53

Ahh, racist parents and the way they raise their children... just adorable. Seriously, you should have smacked him and told him to watch his mouth and his back. ;)

Starcatch77 20

Monday 12 September 2011 1:06

Commenting on his race didn't really make the little boy or his parents racist...He just made a true statement, saying the OP is white when he is isn't offensive, it only would be if he said something *about* him being white.