Love, Weird and Health: Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look...

By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:11 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

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This ain't working out

By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:59

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:00

Seize the opportunity while u can

Comments

jonnyroscoe 3

Wednesday 28 September 2011 19:41

Your kidding, right?

Anglwrfish 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 22:18

The guy needs a dominatrix.

taazer 12

Thursday 29 September 2011 9:18

Woow let your anger out girl :)

katii92 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 17:09

Haha really? He's askin a Girl to beat him up so he can look tough? Really?

kitsune3 20

Saturday 1 October 2011 11:46

I have to question your boyfriend's logic. Being beat up would make him look tough how, exactly? I'm sorry, but if I saw a guy who looked like he'd just had his ass handed to him, I wouldn't think, "wow, he must be tough," I'd think, "wow, that poor bastard..." You might wanna have a little talk with him about what tough is.