Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Top comments
GrammarNaziFTW 0
New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.
cBlackout 13
Seize the opportunity while u can
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Comments (103)
Browncakeman 4
Tell him to peek outside his closet.
Stumblebum30 5
The fact that he still feels the need to 'look tough' in front of his friends tells me he's to immature to even be your boyfriend.
sparxva 12
His friends must be even bigger wimps. Lose him somewhere.
Fohz 9
Perhaps he's actually just into femdom.
systems7 2
What's the matter with him mom still got his balls? Puss, whimp, bastard...
deviable 9
A good Charlie horse should teach him a lesson.
IamMe95 5
Wow. What a ... well it's another name for cat :3
squanmonster 8
Kick him in his nuts and tell him to show THAT to his friends
HomeAl0ne 20
Chinese buurrrnnnn!
bubo_fml 11
Sorry honey, your bf's a bitch!