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By toughbf - 27/09/2011 08:28 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2010 02:32 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

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You deserved it 20 069

By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By fthislyfe - 02/07/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 12:11 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML

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You deserved it 5 045

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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You deserved it 328

By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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You deserved it 263

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 442

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 225

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 18:59

New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.

cBlackout 13

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:00

Seize the opportunity while u can

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psuedodragon 23

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:01

Do as he asks then dump him... Really, if you ask for a beating you deserve a beating...

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:01

How does getting beaten up by a girl look tough? Do you have one of those unisex names? "Yeah, I got sucker punched by Chris* last night." *Christina

tylersign 11

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:44

I dunno, some of those gymnasts can be pretty terrifying.

ScarletBloom 14

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:03

Use a baseball bat to make him tough.

taternuts 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:05

Whoop that trick. Sounds like you couldn't cause more brain damage to this guy if you tried so you might as well try and knock some sense into him

wildfiresgirl 7

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:23

How does getting beat up make you look tough? As far as I've known, it's the other way around.

greasergrumpy 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:33

a female that has the strength to beat a guy up. talk about sexy!!

davymac718 4

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:50

Subtle way of asking for some S&M??

Andy73_fml 5

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:51

He probably didn't get beat up. Just a guess.

piratepride77 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:53

"Just don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." = "Please don't kick me in my ******."

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:54

How tough can he look if he's getting beat up by a "girl"?

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