Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
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Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if he was to break up with me, he would do it in a crowded location so I couldn't start to cry or make a scene. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0
New definition of masculinity - getting beat up by your girlfriend.
cBlackout 13
Seize the opportunity while u can
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Comments (103)
psuedodragon 23
Do as he asks then dump him... Really, if you ask for a beating you deserve a beating...
perdix 31
How does getting beaten up by a girl look tough? Do you have one of those unisex names? "Yeah, I got sucker punched by Chris* last night." *Christina
tylersign 11
I dunno, some of those gymnasts can be pretty terrifying.
ScarletBloom 14
Use a baseball bat to make him tough.
taternuts 0
Whoop that trick. Sounds like you couldn't cause more brain damage to this guy if you tried so you might as well try and knock some sense into him
wildfiresgirl 7
How does getting beat up make you look tough? As far as I've known, it's the other way around.
greasergrumpy 1
a female that has the strength to beat a guy up. talk about sexy!!
davymac718 4
Subtle way of asking for some S&M??
Andy73_fml 5
He probably didn't get beat up. Just a guess.
piratepride77 0
"Just don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." = "Please don't kick me in my ******."
Enslaved 38
How tough can he look if he's getting beat up by a "girl"?