By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

aww he sounds funny!


aww he sounds funny!

this isn't even an fml dumbass your boyfriend is just making a joke with you

lol well maybe u can keep urself warm until he comes "back"

Commercial sex is ssooo fun!!!!!

when would u have commercial sex? nastyyy

hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

he's a keeper

why would you have sex while watching a movie ?!?!

Why WOULDN'T you have sex while watching a movie?!

how old are you? 12?

how old are you? 70??

How old are you? -35????

Haha, that's AMAZING. You've got a hilarious catch there and you apparently don't even know it. FHL, more like it.

Get out your diesel-powered vibrator and say "Hasta la vista, baby."

I LOL'd hard.

I don't get it? why diesel Perdix?

ur BF is the man !

how on earth would you expect him to have sex with you when Ahhnold is on the tv? sounds like a funny guy though.

I think perdix used a reference to diesel powered to symbolize huge and commercial grade. but I can't speak for someone else. just my .02

sparkey, you pretty much got it! I was also trying to evoke the image of the noise (of the engine and orgasmic screams) and the noxious fumes interfering with the boyfriend's lame TV viewing. Don't get me wrong, "The Terminator" is a fine movie, but watching it wih commercial interruption is lame. misspeg, listen to sparkey!