FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started...

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tee - / Friday 11 December 2009 09:26 / United States

Intimacy

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By rlet | 1

#715175 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:08

hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

By xxmadicxx | 0

#715160 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:03

aww he sounds funny!

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By xxmadicxx | 0

#715160 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:03

aww he sounds funny!

Kifly95 | 4

#964520 - Friday 19 March 2010 11:26

this isn't even an fml dumbass your boyfriend is just making a joke with you

ninjacapo | 2

#988948 - Friday 7 May 2010 03:51

lol well maybe u can keep urself warm until he comes "back"

BoCo_fml | 9

#1171737 - Sunday 1 August 2010 05:36

Commercial sex is ssooo fun!!!!!

IcySnake | 0

#1616691 - Thursday 28 October 2010 05:25

when would u have commercial sex? nastyyy

By rlet | 1

#715175 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:08

hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills

rends | 0

#1099403 - Friday 16 July 2010 11:44

he's a keeper

By rambles | 0

#715193 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:17

why would you have sex while watching a movie ?!?!

defaultusername | 0

#964214 - Friday 19 March 2010 03:37

Why WOULDN'T you have sex while watching a movie?!

oarisimo | 4

#1210957 - Monday 9 August 2010 09:02

how old are you? 12?

ronton | 4

#1272816 - Thursday 19 August 2010 11:24

how old are you? 70??

wolfgold2 | 20

#5577089 - Friday 12 July 2013 07:34

How old are you? -35????

By MoonyIce | 0

#715196 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:18

Haha, that's AMAZING. You've got a hilarious catch there and you apparently don't even know it. FHL, more like it.

By sparkey0127 | 0

#715217 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:36

my hero haha

By perdix | 29

#715220 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:37

Get out your diesel-powered vibrator and say "Hasta la vista, baby."

Sakeyaki | 0

#717076 - Saturday 12 December 2009 11:37

I LOL'd hard.

By misspeg | 0

#715231 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:43

I don't get it? why diesel Perdix?

By Ssgsolbo13 | 0

#715240 - Friday 11 December 2009 04:50

ur BF is the man !

By AnthonyD86 | 0

#715247 - Friday 11 December 2009 05:00

how on earth would you expect him to have sex with you when Ahhnold is on the tv? sounds like a funny guy though.

By sparkey0127 | 0

#715252 - Friday 11 December 2009 05:02

I think perdix used a reference to diesel powered to symbolize huge and commercial grade. but I can't speak for someone else. just my .02

perdix | 29

#715269 - Friday 11 December 2009 05:19

sparkey, you pretty much got it! I was also trying to evoke the image of the noise (of the engine and orgasmic screams) and the noxious fumes interfering with the boyfriend's lame TV viewing. Don't get me wrong, "The Terminator" is a fine movie, but watching it wih commercial interruption is lame. misspeg, listen to sparkey!