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Cracked

By Sous_Chef - 11/12/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my roommate came in, slamming the front door. I guess he doesn't know that you can't throw hot water on frozen windows. He came up all pissed and called his insurance because he'd cracked the windshield. We have the same car, in the same exact color. Turns out he threw the water on mine. FML

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By Chris - 02/02/2010 05:40 - France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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You deserved it 46 318

By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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You deserved it 4 374

Boiling point

By sharky - 05/10/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, I have a massive headache, thanks to my asshat of a roommate, who decided to balance our tea kettle on the top of the kitchen door. When I stumbled into the kitchen, half-awake, it came smashing down onto my head. FML

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Waiting anxiously

By ProFesser - 28/03/2017 16:00

Today, while heading outside to go to work, I slip on my driveway and my coffee thermos-mug ends up flying out of my hand, and smashes my next door neighbor's brand new truck window. The thermos-mug broke and splashed hot coffee all over his seats too. He's a hard-ass military dude. FML

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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 29 773

Mythbusters

By Anonymous - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to prove how easy it would be for a burglar to break in, my drunk dad threw a brick at my window. Luckily, he missed. It hit the wall and bounced off. Unluckily, it bounced off, landed on my wife’s car, broke the windscreen, slid off, and put a long scratch down the bonnet. FML

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You deserved it 95

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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aback 4

Friday 11 December 2009 16:10

Key his name onto his car so he knows.

natpewpew 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:03

And now, you can safely sue him or sent him the bill! :D

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natpewpew 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:03

And now, you can safely sue him or sent him the bill! :D

ForestFire0 1

Friday 11 December 2009 16:21

Exactly. What's the big deal, he was the one who did it, he has to pay. It's not like he can give you a fake name and never see you again.

snowgun10 0

Friday 11 December 2009 17:06

He is going to pay but it just sucks because now you don't have your car.

LifeIsBull 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:27

Try putting ice cubes in hot chocolate or something. The ice will crack. If the windshield was frozen, which the OP says it was, then it would likely crack from hot water being thrown on it.

LilaBear 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:02

PeliHellboy - pouring hot water on a frozen windshield will result in a hell of a lot of cracks, not just one. I was once pouring hot water down my sink and had a glass standing in the same sink. The glass wasn't even cold (let alone frozen) and the bottom cracked right off the rest of the glass from the hot water. I've also seen the bottom of test tubes get several cracks in them from being moved between something very hot and very cold too quickly.

i_luv_dogs 10

Wednesday 27 March 2013 4:46

You can use his car because he got your car instead if yours.

ParaplegicPony 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:04

Kick his ass.

captivemj 4

Friday 11 December 2009 16:04

yo make him pay or u throw hot boiling water all over his car!! revenge!!

FarSide 22

Friday 11 December 2009 16:10

No need to scape your windshield today.

aback 4

Friday 11 December 2009 16:10

Key his name onto his car so he knows.

remembermexx 0

Friday 11 December 2009 16:27

Who has the the exact same car in the exact same color and are also roomates? That's crazy. Hope he pays up :D

harmony88 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 7:39

I've seen this be the case with three people having an orange Jeep Wrangler in the same parking lot.

Starfire22 5

Friday 11 December 2009 16:30

Wow I hope your roommate fixes your car for you.

perdix 29

Friday 11 December 2009 16:35

Turn him into the police for vandalism. You'll have to pay for your own windshield, but the anal rape your roommate will get in jail will be worth it.