Intimacy: Movie night

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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You deserved it 5 612

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By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 390

You deserved it 5 713

By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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You deserved it 981

By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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You deserved it 12 435

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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You deserved it 6 052

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 281

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 660

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 297

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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You deserved it 334

By Anonymous - 19/08/2010 11:53 - Australia

Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML

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You deserved it 36 824

By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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You deserved it 4 617

btopishere 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:20

Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:11

Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?

Comments

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:11

Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?

hockey199813 5

Friday 23 September 2011 22:56

Haha

LadySalazara 6

Thursday 13 February 2014 19:01

Everyone likes 'slow mo'

btopishere 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:20

Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.

CynicalBast 0

Friday 9 April 2010 17:12

Lmfao.

lolfahnny 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:34

I still don't get it. How do people defend their choice to press the "you deserved that one" button?

bigphill1333 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 17:16

Cause people like to be rebels and click it for some desire to be different.

beeferjay 34

Thursday 23 July 2015 9:54

Well i live in the US. its my right as a citizen

myname_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:46

Sometimes I press YDI because I clicked the FYL button twice and it shrinks and I ended up clicking both.

Tits_McGee 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:48

@3: How dare they pick a boyfriend with a technologically challenged father!

KASHMIR_fml 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 15:28

u know u cud just reply to their comment. u don't have to press shift and 2

FreakingFYou 13

Monday 17 January 2011 10:13

YOU know YOU could use correct grammar instead of being so f***ing lazy that YOU can't add 2 extra letters onto a word.

CookieGirl4ever 13

Friday 23 March 2012 6:17

v-.-"

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:56

It doesn't seem to fit either. If anything it's F the father's life.

RLJJ 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 10:45

Why in hell would you fastforward a sex scene ? Are you that prudish ?

yennie 2

Wednesday 21 July 2010 14:37

when your on your own, sure, but when it's with a bunch of people, unless your all immature 6th graders, it becomes painfully awkward and uncomfortable.

The_Big_Guy 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 11:49

That's not too bad, unless the movie was 'Caligula' and you guys watched it on accident thinking it was a documentary or something, lol. Plus, at least he didn't zoom in...