By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML
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r0ck5t4r 3

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

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lammylamb17 0

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

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lammylamb17 0

ahhh classic tale of the Facebook stalker....

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silversparkles4 5

Agreed lol. Though I can't really say mch since I would do the same.

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DudeImBetter 0

hahahahaa Do you really get "extreme happiness" when you figure out your X has no plans for 1 night? It's ironic that you probably never would've described a date from your

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DudeImBetter 0

you never would've described yourself after a date by your ex as being extremely happy but now that you aren't going out with you anymore he's making you extremely happy it's ironic.

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hairt 4

op, WHATS EXTREMELY HAPPINESS?!

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MarkerofMagic 0

maybe he was sick or something? he doesn't need to be with a friend 24/7. he obviously has more of a life than you. he doesn't stalk his ex's.

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fakeaccountX 6

Never think too soon.

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nidawi 0

46..you never know. maybe her ex stalks her back? :D

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Cannavaro_fml 0

You deserve it for caring what your ex is doing.

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nxnd1986 0

aaaaaThe following information will be directly visible on your profile.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Op, I'm online and have no plans... No life, no friends, GODDAM OP you ruined my mood!...

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cporter125 0

owned by the internet

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r0ck5t4r 3

Just because someone doesn't have plans on one particular night doesn't mean they don't have a life...

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TheLetterZero 7

Yeah... that was my first thought when reading this. This FML seems kinda stupid.

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TheLetterZero 7

Yeah... that was my first thought when I read this. This FML seems kinda NOT STUPID IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. IT IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF TRAGIC AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH. I DO HOPE YOU GET OVER THIS LIFE-RUINING MOMENT, OP. :-)

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tencentsakiss 19

These comments are always so much funnier when the mods change them.

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TheLetterZero 7

Sorry, I typed that. Didn't mean to look like an impersonation. It was supposed to be more like a joke aimed at the mods. :P

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haha89 0

Since when does someone have to have plans every day and hour or else they don't have a life? And why do you care about your ex? YDI for being a hypocrite.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Were you one of those couples that has to spend every waking minute together, neglecting your friends and your independent lives in the process? If so, YDI.

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worldclass 0

You have to make an effort, eh? Don't leave it up your friends!

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