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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0

commonsense 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:43

The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man

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STFCBarsby 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:32

What an idiot :|

Krysk_fml 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:04

Well in his defense, TiVo is pretty awesome

poopooface 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0

shibainu519 0

Monday 17 January 2011 3:31

is that dog a Shiba inu?

LiddoNikkii6 0

Monday 20 June 2011 0:36

^yess it is.

ohhlala_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:38

Nice #3 hahaha That's a dick thing for him to do. Obviously you weren't pleasuring him enough if he's thinking about TV :P

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:39

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lilgus13 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 1:48

WTF if he's having sex he shouldn't even be thinking about tv. I'm sure she was pissed that he would stop in the middle for some stupid show. p.s. girls don't care as much as you think about American idol and shows like that.

YourAFailmod 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 21:06

Your an idiot.

Deniedmydignity 12

Wednesday 14 January 2015 16:16

How ironic..... It's you're an idiot

_BruhhGetALife_ 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 15:44

Lol okay, maybe he should've been pleasuring her. A girl is aloud to get angry if he stops I'm the middle of sex, if you think about it, he should stop being selfish and at least let her finish before moving onto his TV. But apparently the girl has to be the one pleasuring him?