FML : Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is...

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

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You deserved it

By Fitz - / Sunday 12 April 2009 13:53 / United States

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By awildwhisper | 28

#7443248 - Sunday 23 April 2017 16:33

I guess it wasn't possible to text and eat watermelon while driving.

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By awildwhisper | 28

#7443248 - Sunday 23 April 2017 16:33

I guess it wasn't possible to text and eat watermelon while driving.

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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