Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
Today, I was playing some children's music while I cooked so my two-year-old was entertained a little. I started dancing while cooking and she looked at me with a straight face and said, "Mama... Don't dance." FML
Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
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amirn86 0
Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol
lucyford 0
aww. haha.
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lucyford 0
aww. haha.
lnm701 0
Lol, kids can be so harsh.
girandwogpig 0
Have you ever heard of the TV show "Kids say the darndest things"? you should see it!
DishHeads 9
what do you expect ? most of those children are still learning to talk.
XxAibuXx 0
Oh man. That's not cool.
TheFunnyzach 3
Lucky Star rox.
darkbrownmascara 0
Well he doesn't exist anyways, so take no offense.
HoldMeRansom 0
Gotta love the little ones.
SP63_fml 0
Eh, I've heard worse. Don't worry, probably she's too young to know what she's talking about. And #4, I officially announce, InB4ReligiousDebate. Smooth move
gtdoll 0
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oh my gosh!! What a little bitch!! Teach her better. And 4 you dont have to say he doesn't exist because obviously she believes in him.
getsuga97 0
what?! she's two years old. do you expect her to have perfect speech and manners?! WTF?!
ILoveYourDespair 0
She's two years old! You expect her to know any better?
M0rt 0
Why does it make a difference. God isn't real; he's just the most publicly accepted imaginary friend
teentee401 37
I'm pretty sure by calling a TWO YEAR OLD a bitch...you're the bitch.
PureGold 0
Aww!! Harsh kid :(
pinkducttape 0
she probably heard someone else use that as a joke or someone put her up to it. either way - that would be embarrassing.
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for trying to indoctrinate young defenseless kids.