Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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carleybeak 21
His action definitely ruined the moment
Pleonasm 36
Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.
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Comments (116)
rebelliousshroom 12
To the people saying she could have stopped him: That's not the point. Spontaneous nosebleeds are rarely painful; I doubt it was the continued sex in itself that bothered her. It was probably a surprising revelation of her boyfriend's insensitivity, which startled her too much for her to react at once. Most likely it fully dawned on her afterwards.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
There could also be a flip side to this. Perhaps the OP is prone to random nose bleeds and the OPs boyfriend is aware of this. Perhaps this is not the first time the OP has had a random nose bleed that interrupted sex and maybe just this time the OPs boyfriend decided not to have to suffer for it. If you already know that someone is ok and just a bit messy, blue balls may not be worth it. I've never experienced it as a female but I do know from my own experiences that it can be painful to be right near the point of climax and suddenly stop.
pufffreak 13
That was stupid of him and ****** up
jjmiller1001 17
puts a new spin on the phrase "crime scene sex"
Protagonist_ 9
Hey that's problem solving right there! at least he didn't ask for a *******.
Himlagott 14
Honey, that is borderline rape. Please, please stand up for yourself and don't accept this shit.
WelcomeToAndale 13
Like a true man!
ileenefudge 29
A true man wouldn't pull shit like that. A true man would stop and help her out, make sure she is ok and then see if she's alright and in the mood to continue.
windupdoll 6
Seriously...I don't understand how you can call a douchebag like that your boyfriend. I hope it's over!
omgthisisgay 10
#5, That's the first thing I thought of too! :)
ballbearing 10
And they say romance is dead... Oh wait...
Hxey 7
Not gonna lie, I'd probably do that if it weren't too big a piece. xD Is that ******?