Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
His action definitely ruined the moment
Pleonasm 36
Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.
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Comments (116)
jmcr 27
What a selfish jerkoff even if you didnt notice your nose bleed he certainly has. Next time you guys have sex i suggest do it on your period and get on top the bleed on him that should make him think twice about having sex while youre bleeding
dunebro 15
Why in the world would he do that?
icepick23 12
That is awesome!
Fsvb 32
Well.. If the sex was good, I don't see either why you just wouldn't keep going.. No big deal, it'll stop bleeding eventually (and if it does not, you DO stop) and you can easily clean up afterwards. It's only a few drops from your nose, right.
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah it's not that big of a deal. You might as well finish what you started. Nose bleeds aren't that serious. Just rinse out the tub. Women always let the moment get ruined by just about anything. Asking him to hurry is one thing, but I think it's silly how easily women find a reason to stop. Just finish. Especially since in reality most people don't take more than 10-15 minutes. Sure people love to claim they go for hours, but I think everyone knows that 99% of the people who say that are either full of crap or just had one or two times like that and then brag like it's a common thing for them. Really few people want to go longer than that even if they can.
mr_jack_meoff 5
You should have went limp like you had a stroke and watched the lil phucker panic.
evileveevermore 1
Survey says keep going
reesecup09 4
Dump him cuz he's an asshole
Obey_StudBoii 23
Like a boss.
britneylee 1
DUMBASS
irritatedone 5
How intimate could it have been anyway on a bathroom floor?