Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
His action definitely ruined the moment
Pleonasm 36
Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.
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Comments (116)
beneathitallxx 15
What a jackass. Punch him in the nose to see if he likes his nose bleed !
MrClean17 15
And I love you too, random citizen.
sarahjanesmith 12
How could there possibly be any moment at all on the bathroom floor? Do you have any idea how many germs you were getting busy in? Especially considering that statistically speaking the bathroom floor is the least cleaned surface in a house!
smilingxbleeding 9
Live a little ! The germs won't hurt you, however you Gould like the scaredy type
Mauskau 36
What a dick. He could've atleast made sure you were ok first and given you tissue or cotton wool. I hope you told him off.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
ROFLMAO!!!!
firefighter925 18
What a champ
TheChipster91 5
That's my kind of man!
Himlagott 14
Then maybe, if you're really lucky, a man will do the exact same thing to you some day! Yay!
graceinsheepwear 34
The moment was ruined for me as soon as I read "bathroom floor."
graceinsheepwear 34
ROBFL
Omniprism 15
What a dick. Dump the insensitive bastard.