Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
His action definitely ruined the moment
Pleonasm 36
Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.
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Comments (116)
Crazafon 19
He's a romantic alright!
djxerxes9000 18
Ever look at blood under moonlight? It appears quite black.
Enslaved 38
Loved your "Red Dragon" quote. I started to watch that Hannibal TV series. I enjoy seeing the earlier days. (: "What's for dinner? :P
djxerxes9000 18
Glad someone picked up on it. New TV series is pretty good from what I've seen.
lordslaya53 14
The people in the random section will be so confused
chuckcloninger 12
Oh yeah, why didn't you stop cooperating when the blood started flowing? I assume you have a brain and also had the desire not to continue? Do you honestly think he would continue if he had a nose bleed? If he says yes, next time you're having sex punch him solidly in the nose and see if the "moment" continues.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That would in no way be a fair test. It ******* hurts to get PUNCHED in the nose and have it start bleeding. It generally does not hurt to just have a random nose bleed. A random nose bleed usually just feels like a runny nose. I know because it happens to me a lot.
HoboWithACondom 8
YDI for making him eat the toilet paper earlier.
MrClean17 15
You gotta do what you gotta do to get the job done
JessiKitty_lol 7
Hey, work with whatcha got, amiright? ;D
katties 27
For some reason, I don't know if nose bleed would have ruined it for me... I think I might just think it's fun if my boyfriend would continued, just, of course, after confirming that it's OK with me. Ya know: then you've done that too :P
djxerxes9000 18
Nose bleed sex: tick
AndreKanaan 6
there's your new commercial for bathroom heated flooring
Drifting 21
Like a Boss! Lol...