Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML
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Top comments
carleybeak 21
His action definitely ruined the moment
Pleonasm 36
Getting to stare at a white tub filling up with a pool of your own blood, how very erotic... FYL OP, since he ruined the moment for you.
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Comments (116)
Jharrist89 12
Next time wipe some down there and say surprise!!!
Success4444 12
Gross
SlapAndTickle 20
Lmao. I bet he would have stopped then
UnluckyGenius 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Would you have preferred your boyfriend shoving tissue up your nose? That could keep the moment alive! I mean come on, he's already shoving one object into a hole, why not one more? Well.. I think I should not comment on FMLs when I am sleep deprived.
djxerxes9000 18
You're right, you shouldn't comment....
UnluckyGenius 21
Thank you for your input oh wise #29!
Enslaved 38
It takes two to have sex. If you didn't want to continue, why didn't you stop him?
Ki11erC 18
Pretty sure anyone that's been raped would disagree with you. However in this case its rather odd OP let it carry on.
katties 27
That's a bad joke. Many people that have been raped don't call it sex - they call it rape. They don't like to connect sex, which is supposed to be a good thing to rape, which probably wasn't.
hotPinklipstick 24
20: Your comment was ill thought out, and actually offensive. 35: I completely agree with you.
mnvikes 7
Are you having a "bloody good time"?
jakeydudey 13
Go hard or go home! Dedication, that is what it is my friends... ;)
tarabara17 15
Doesn't matter had sex.
ouibijou 15
I've learned from being on here for a while that the fml people aren't the reddit/imugr people. +1 from me, anyway.
dontpanic_fml 32
Now this is a little tangential, but I don't get this whole bathroom floor intimacy deal. Never have...never will.
zandalee 20
I personally like it hot and steamy. Always have, always will.
dontpanic_fml 32
It's the bathroom floor. Not in the shower...on the floor. It's asinine.
grayeyedmarine 14
unless you're the size of a child and him a hulk, you moved for him.. stop bitching
patrickalamo 48
If you are going to start a job, see it through completion.
chuckcloninger 12
I hope you put him back in the pig sty when he got finished.
Enslaved 38
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied. I'm crying. "I am the Walrus" (goo goo g'joob)