Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Top comments
eeejit0102 0
#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.
OhHai 0
Ouch...........
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Comments (106)
cherrymary 0
#'s 12, 14, and 45 are my heroes!!! boyfriend=rude! I'm 5'7" and weigh 111 lbs. I have stretch marks om my thighs, hips, back, and breasteses. I have never weighed more than 111 lbs. I got my stretch marks from growing Über fast. I wish I didn't have them, but there's nothing I can do about it. so please please please don't give anyone a hard time about them. #'s 74 and 17 are insensitive pricks.
Emmett_Luver_101 0
oooooooooooooooo i woulda slapped him SOOOO HARD
Jotten 0
YDI for asking stupid questions
24788 7
I don't think that's exactly a diss. He's just telling the truth about your body. I guess it's true that women rally hate the truth.
FMallnight 0
hahahahahaha i giggled
gothnotemo 0
Animal planet!
DocWatson 0
I'm a skinny girl and I even have stretch marks just from when my hipbones widened during puberty. My bf also has stretchmarks from working out and gaining significant muscle mass a few years ago. The OP's bf is a jerk. All of the people implying that the girl is "fat" or "let herself go" obviously have no understanding of how stretchmarks are actually FORMED. You can get them from growth spurts and getting taller, from LOSING weight, from working out or from puberty. I don't know any men OR women with NO stretchmarks at all.
loveyahun 0
That guy is a douchebag
fess5 2
Dude i got super sick and almost died and i was on steriods for like a long time and i got super bad strech marks and still have them sucks huge camel dicks what a jerk!
MasterConan 0
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