Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML
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Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Top comments
eeejit0102 0
#5, stretchmarks don't occur just because she's "let herself go" - don't be so insensitive. girls naturally get curvier (hips, breasts) during puberty and it can take a few years after puberty is done for them to TOTALLY disappear. they don't need to be reddish - often when they're old they're skin-colored and not as easy to detect. don't be such a prick.
OhHai 0
Ouch...........
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Comments (106)
zombiebrains 0
That's very mean of him to say. I'd be very offended if my boyfriend said that to me.
Sassfactory 0
Dump him.
Slicer316 2
HAHAHAHAHAHA that was hilarious. sorry it really made me laugh and i know its not the right time to laugh but i couldn't help it on the more serious side of things, could you tell if he was joking? if he was then talk to him and tell him that you don't like that joking, if he was being serious then dump him and do yourself a favor no one deserves comments like that
nuga 0
You should have written "Today my EX-boyfriend and I were choosing animals..." I wouldn't still be dating the guy. Unless you guys have the kind of relationship where you are bluntly honest to each other without hurting each others' feelings, which I highly doubt if you're posting this as an FML.
shinigami777 1
17 you're such a jerk! Why in the hell would you tell a girl to "try an eating disorder" ?! What is wrong with you?!
goodnesssss 0
Not gonna lie, this made me lol. but you need to dump his smartass. No girl needs a guy that's just going to make her feel bad about herself. oh and #17, you are an asshole. go to hell:]
AlisonMarie 0
Okayy wow this has gotten some very interesting responses. Personally I feel that no girl deserves being treated like that, however it doesn't mean the same thing to guys as it does to girls. I don't think any of us have the right to tell you to dump his ass, but if you feel like your being degraded you need to do something about that. Anywaysss. I have stretch marks, but on my ass and boobs does that mean I need an eating disorder? Jeeeez, anyways, It's a part of life.
fififi_fml 0
that's terrible. what a jerk.
Nilorac 0
Oh no, he didn't.
hunter99 0
haha