FML : Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed...

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Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Noname - / Friday 13 March 2009 20:54 / United States

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By cyxx | 0

#30572 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:47

Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.

By andelizastrin | 0

#30567 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:45

It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true. And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk : I hope he was just joking.

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By andelizastrin | 0

#30567 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:45

It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true. And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk : I hope he was just joking.

Superdestroyer1 | 0

#1362137 - Monday 6 September 2010 10:49

you deserve it for having a boyfriend instead of a dildo

mrfuzzywiggles | 11

#4652651 - Thursday 5 July 2012 02:56

Her dad just made himself temporarily my favorite person in the world

idkhaha | 4

#5161025 - Sunday 18 November 2012 02:09

BAZINGA!!

By gregthestrange | 3

#30568 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:46

he's probably right though

By Kassad_fml | 0

#30570 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:47

straight with the words.... poor you.

By cyxx | 0

#30572 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:47

Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.

By llSgtScopell | 0

#30578 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:49

Boom roasted by your dad. I hope he was joking :D

By mikawin | 0

#30585 - Saturday 14 March 2009 01:55

whats with all these FML dad's making witty comments!?!?!?! :O lol funny all the same

By PureGold | 0

#30596 - Saturday 14 March 2009 02:01

A ZING if I ever saw one haha. But a dad shouldn't say things like that about their daughters in any situation...that's just horrible, even if he was joking x(.

By Special_K | 0

#30599 - Saturday 14 March 2009 02:05

that sounds like your dad had sex with you. wtf.

MunChiChi | 0

#2280346 - Saturday 2 April 2011 04:29

iSooooo Agree Wit #8. Sounds Like Dad Knows From Personal Experience.

TheSchizoPsycho | 5

#3403020 - Saturday 8 October 2011 03:00

Lol #8 " I tapped that ass too! " --father

By Jaywin | 3

#30600 - Saturday 14 March 2009 02:05

I don't know why you commenters are saying the dad is rude. Honesty with your kids is the way to go and to really get the point across, sometimes you have to leave a verbal zinger on your kids. My siblings and I got burned by our parents a lot but it made us realize our flaws. The OP probably won't be such an obvious skank now.