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It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true. And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk : I hope he was just joking.
you deserve it for having a boyfriend instead of a *****
Her dad just made himself temporarily my favorite person in the world
BAZINGA!!
he's probably right though
whats with all these FML dad's making witty comments!?!?!?! :O lol funny all the same
A ZING if I ever saw one haha. But a dad shouldn't say things like that about their daughters in any situation...that's just horrible, even if he was joking x(.
iSooooo Agree Wit #8. Sounds Like Dad Knows From Personal Experience.
I don't know why you commenters are saying the dad is rude. Honesty with your kids is the way to go and to really get the point across, sometimes you have to leave a verbal zinger on your kids. My siblings and I got burned by our parents a lot but it made us realize our flaws. The OP probably won't be such an obvious ***** now.
She'll just be a closet *****- even better!
Exactly what I thought reading #9's comment lmao
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Haha that was mean, but if even your dad and younger sister know about your apparently overly active sex life, there's probably some truth to that statement.
It amazes me how mean and rude some parents are, if these kinds of FMLs are true. And if it is.... I am so sorry. What a jerk : I hope he was just joking.