By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.

maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:


I'm not sure why this offends you, tigers are bad ass.

at least he didn't call you a unicorn because your hair stuck up a bit in the front...

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Bliss391 7

At least you know he dose not find your stretch marks unattractive. Cause let's be real, there's no such thing as a unattractive tiger :) .

In my opinion that is both an insult and compliment.

lelo007 11

12, stretch marks come on women of ALL shapes and sizes. It's called genetics.

#1-I agree, whats wrong OP, you don't like Tigers? Or were you hoping for a Honey Badger? #5- that shit had me rolling.

12-not all stretch marks are from your diet, any time your skins tight they can firm (putting on weight, putting on muscle too fast, getting taller fast, etc)

agreed. This is a compliment. Tigers are sexy animals. Stop hating on tigers OP.

peachesncreem 21

My friends ex-boyfriend used to comment about her stretch marks. He nicknamed her tigerpotamus. That's even how he adressed her in public sometimes. He was a real asshole. I don't think OP's boyfriends' comment was meant to insult her. She may have just interpreted it the wrong way.

PandaKitteh 20

"Naw baby, you a beautiful tiger!" -Kevin Hart

PandaKitteh 20 You're absolutely right op :).

12- I'm on my phone so I can't see OP's profile, but maybe she's had a baby? In which case she should be damn proud of those stretch marks!

zen1979 16

No, actually it's not genetics at all. It's the experiences the body goes through like dramatic changes in size from things like pregnancy or dietary issues. So apart from the genetic predispositions that affect those things....

151- Pregnancy or dietary issues? Try being a woman who is over 6 feet tall and slim as hell before you throw around the Fat Card, you dolt. Or at least do some research.

I'm an 18 year old, size 4 with a 27" waist and I still have stretch marks. It's just something that all woman get

maybe tigers are his favorite animal..?(:

There was a post like this a few years ago, both are still funny

sunnyt 5

Tigers can be sexy to role play in bed.. right? At least she doesn't need a costume for that. >:)

TriflingAllDay 6

I think that women are his favorite animal.

If she still doesn't like it, say his pubes look like a lions mane or something. No? Then I got nothing..

Bonzer 2

78- Are you kidding me? I would love to have pubes like a lion's mane.

I have no clue how long the hairs in a lion's mane are, but I'd be pretty scared of a person who had pubes like that.

Well, at least he doesn't mind them! Tigers are pretty cool n' MIGHTY FIERCE.

Laby_fml 9

Perhaps he's trying to tell you how feisty you are... You know how men can be! Although we women have our moments too ;)

crazychick1269 7

What's the problem here. I'd be honored to e a tiger.

Except it's not his fault she has them and there's no point in pretending she doesn't. It's a figure "flaw" most people aren't happy to have and he complimented her on them. He sounds like a sweet bf.

saraitkddh 47

not sure if a compliment or not

Throw a box of frosted flakes at him. Problem solved!

Odd problem solving thinking process there.

"It's more than just good; They're--stop throwing cereal at me!"

He doesn't have time to be a cheetah...he's always on the lynx playing golf.

Regardless, the truly important thing here is that OP's felines have been hurt.

MrBrightside21 20

Personally, I find stretch marks attractive. I just can't keep my paws off of them.

RetardedPotato 6

Well, you're wrong, because the bible says only men and women that are humans can have sex together.

RetardedPotato 6

I'm not sure why my comments aren't showing up but I'll post this one more time: Humans have sex with humans.

The mods are deleting them because they're stupid and irrelevant.

RetardedPotato 6

.. I'm not prefect at English so I don't get manys stuff, but it will say «This comment has moderated». Why does it not show that ? Can a staff help me ?

RetardedPotato 6

Can someone tell me why my comment not show up ? I post two time ! Before someone say about my grammar , sign language grammar is different English . I am know of my name .

I hate my stretch marks. They're absolutely clawful.