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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By licensed_ginger - 08/01/2015 18:44 - United States - Barberton

Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML

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Cheers!

By imamonster1992 - 24/12/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML

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Backhanded insult?

By Mandy - 07/06/2010 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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By trixieee - 04/08/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML

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You deserved it 195

DJuan 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:09

don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants

lookatstupid 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 23:08

Ouch

Comments

moss000100 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:27

think ur ugly

ILoveSoda 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:48

You could be cute, pretty, beautiful, or something else... it doesn't mean your ugly or dumb...

acesarge 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:05

Exactly what I was thinking.

mustardcat 1

Wednesday 21 April 2010 0:59

if ur hot who cares u can find a guy anytime

crossoverz7 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:03

ur hot caus u don't know wat u r

qawz 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:08

am I reading this wrong? if all hot chicks are DUMB than doesn't that make you SMART or ugly?

DTH 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:06

smart and ugly u mean?

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 1:28

He wants you to not feel threatened by hot women.

swalsh215 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:27

ydi for being ugly and/or stupid

deciduouswoulds 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 2:39

He's dating you. Obviously you're an exception. Your hot enough to date. So, rest assured knowing he might think you're stupid. Kidding. Enjoy love.

Pen_15land 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:15

420! Woot I love weed, ydi it for not being in the kitchen.

AdidasoverNike 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 3:34

great speech I almost cried. :)

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