Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML
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DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
lookatstupid 0
Ouch
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Comments (165)
WTFLMFAO 0
Hot Girls are dumb :( Lifes unfair. lol
sourgirl101 29
Well maybe you are stupid OP since you can't seem to figure out which one you are. Good news: it would mean you're hot.
judgeymcjudge 0
Ah, but the real question is, which would you rather be??
alexhoen 0
;—; what a sexist jerk. girls actually tend to have hgher IQs then men, and in my opinion, there are more pretty girls in the world than there are hot guys. just saying. I'm pretty (I'll give you my facebook if you don't think so, or think I'm just being stuckup), and am already two grades ahead of the average student. :/ So put THAT in your juice box and suck it!
Bathory_fml 0
I'm surprised that you consider yourself so intelligent and forget that beauty is subjective. Congratulations, your opinion on your looks and everyone one's looks aren't fact like you're treating them. Oh, and you should probably cite a source for that IQ tidbit. Good luck passing High School.
alexhoen 0
*higher Sorry, iPod typos. Dx
WTFLMFAO 0
Sucks juice box !!!!!
ScaryyMary 14
You also forgot to mention your incredible modesty! God, you would be so annoying if you were the bragging type!
ohshizmyribs 2
Nice, #69. Don't these pathetic attention grabbers need to get a hobby, so they wouldn't have to grusomely reflect on themselves so often? Their lifes are so tragic. Those poor, dumb, emotional preteen girls. Need to get attention from strangers on the internet. Like we ever belived you actually had sympathy for the OP, #51. Talk about someone who actually is dumb.
ohshizmyribs 2
I mean, really, did you honestly have to brag to strangers on the internet to boost your pitiful self esteem? As said, high IQ my ass. I might not be two years ahead of my age group, but at least I don't have to satisfy my superiority complex on an anonymous forum.
Freeze_fml 17
Shit, I scrolled over this comment when I saw the smiley face. There's a relationship between stupid people and smiley faces in comments. Now I see I was correct, and missed a golden opportunity.
THEORY_fml 0
I love you # 75
tme829 1
most likely both
DJuan 0
well ur may be good lookin and smart but ur comin off as a real whinny bitch right now. so maybe that's just a bad
DJuan 0
u instead of ur * and at 51 btw
perdix 31
You are definitely stupid because you fail at logic. Your boyfriend's rant asserted that the entire set of hot girls is a subset of the set of dumb girls. You cannot infer that all dumb girls are hot. Therefore, you are stupid, and you may be ugly, too (may I brighten your day by adding that you also stink like rancid butter?). QED
underpaid011 0
maybe you are ugly and dumb - but that happens to be his fetish.
ohshizmyribs 2
If you're so sensitive to something like this, YDI. From what I take from it, the guy was trying to make conversation about today's society, and you took it so personally and emotionaly that you did not understand him and his point propberly. Also, the word "hot" most of the time refers to arifical girls people like to see in pornos. "Hot" should never be assimilated to the words "beautiful" and "pretty". I also hate it when girls are concered about how good looking they are to a man when something such as looks should never matter in a serious relationship anyways.