By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.


At least he's loyal and honest; very good qualities in a partner.

missL1z 5

Urhhh... No? I don't think so.

I generally don't think this is what people expect when they hope for a loyal and honest partner, though.

sooooo you like cheaters who lie and will stab you in the back? riiiiight

royalsgrl 14

15, I think you, and quite a lot of others, have misinterpreted 12's post. IMO 12 does not state that honesty and loyalty are not good qualities in a partner, but instead states that OP's boyfriend isn't loyal and honest. She could have been more clear though.

Doesn't matter what you expect, its what you wanted.

15-the lack of clarity was the joke, the one which you just ruined -.-

That's probably the first sentence that has both "****" and "Ugly" in it. Lol.

I mean as two separate words; not that abbreviation ;) nice try though.

Dude I was so drunk I decided to **** this ugly chick

nycwrestler 17

Drunk and decisions typically don't go very well together.

Ewww, She is ******* ugly! I win!:D edit: Damn it, I didn't see his.. :(

We should get the **** out of this ugly thread.

I assumed you were using sarcasm because I see **** and ugly together all the time, in ******* ugly. So didn't think a correction was needed, but I guess it was

Hey OP, at least he thinks you're the most beautiful of all those girls in town :)

missL1z 5

That depends on what's the benchmark.

No, there is an area restriction so all women are compaired to one another and she was deemed prettier than all the others. no benchmark is needed for that. there does need to be a benchmark if we want to know if her boyfriend actually finds her pretty or just less ugly than everyone else

I don't think it's much of a compliment to be the prettiest of all the ugly *****.

Ladder Theory: we're all compared to those around us.

gmc_blossom 21

Judging by OPs username I believe she has left him.Smart decision OP.

TeddyB88 4

To come to such an extreme conclusion like that to say she should leave him makes me believe you've been single for a long time and most guys think you're a bitch. Maybe you should check your attitude or get another cat. Your decision

Well that is basically what he said, if you think about it.

So is he saying you're "****-ugly" too, assuming you're a chick and you also live in the said town?

Na she is probably the only pretty girl in town and he happen to bag her and tag her. So if he has the prettiest girl, no reason to go after uglier ones.

CharresBarkrey 15

The fact that he stared at her after saying it leads me to believe he was waiting for her to understand that he basically called her ugly too. Unless he was joking.

I was thinking the same thing. That boy is eventually going to bolt on you.

Dont you live in that town also? He mightve been implying you are ****-ugly too :/

Dblocker 18

Read OP's name and say that again.

YDI, stupid questions deserve stupid answers.

It's a fair question. what if she's suspicious and wants to know the truth? too premature to call this a stupid question

It may be fair question she tried to ask jokingly so she doesn't come across as bat shit paranoid

That and your blow jobs. Don't forget about those!