Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML
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DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
lookatstupid 0
Ouch
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tristan1001 0
O.O
smurfmafia 0
I do the same thing all the time. You women just take things to literal. There are a lot of exceptions to the rule but if I were to generalize women who are beautiful tend to not have to work for much. which gives them no personality. When everyone does everything for you. How do you learn? On the plus side if your ugly and stupid then ydi. if your ugly and smart then next time he takes his dick out of your mouth say something intelligent to impress him. If your hot and dumb then stick to what your good at ... getting down because that's all he wants. if your hot and smart then use ur big brain realise he's in it for one thing(your ass) nd find someone who has a little more inteligence then to blurt out stupid comments in public that make both you and him look stupid.
FYLDeep 26
Or a sparkly gay vampire?
ScaryyMary 14
Smirky, rockabilly garage mechanic? Where can I get one? Sign me up! :D
knibbsy 4
Hey, I work in a garage for a major dealership! But I'm a service manager and wear a shirt and tie and don't actually work on cars, but it still counts right?
FYLDeep 26
I was thinking something more Jesse James. They just can't be trusted.
deadsrs 0
I have to agree with an earlier statement. Guys very rarely are including their girlfriends in those rants. Though to be honest I would have said something like "MOST Hott girls are stupid" just to avoid sleeping alone.
evietwilight1997 0
let's hope ur stupid, idiot!!!
jklol420 0
hey you spelled joking wrong... lol it isn't spelled with an "e"... lol
smurf1 0
guys say a lot of things like that. It dosnt mean he was including you in it. if you guys have a happy relationship don't let little things like this bother you, but if he comments negativly on your looks or smarts ( and he's not jokeing ) then maybe you should look for a better relationship. but most likely he wasn't refering to you. :) hope I helped sincerly, Smurf
TheEndofHumanity 1
maybe he wasnt referring to you
i_wuz_nver_here 31
heXr, your a friken retard to guys and a genius to non lesbians with those fake boobs!!!
Partymonster 0
so which one are you?
nightELFassasin6 0
32 why the **** would anyone do that?! she should b worshiping the ground he walks on sinnce males r in reality superior...
Partymonster 0
haha im with #22 haha pendeja(:
datkid117 13
That's when you should have said "Yeah.....Hot guys are either complete jerks or have really small penises......I'm glad you're so sweet babe!"
alexhoen 0
Lmao. xD She should have!
smurf1 0
lmao @ datkid117 xD