Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML
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DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
lookatstupid 0
Ouch
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Comments (165)
DGAFprincess 0
this is fake-- stolen from sex and the city!
Nick14450 0
maybe he doesn't think you're hot. maybe he thinks you're beautiful. that's how a guy should feel about his gf.
mButch 0
what makes you think you're even a hot chock to him? don't jump the gun, betch
lighting908 0
your probably not hott only because you are beautiful... that's probably what he meant
princess_xtina 0
owwwiiieeee !! dump him !! he sound shallow !!
VeryNice329 0
let's go with stupid...and hopefully you aren't. so as long as you know better, your bf is legitimately stupid for thinking you're dumb...? does that make sense? and I just said the op was stupid in order to say she's pretty...haha whatever....
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
how is this a surprise to anyone? yes there are cases when a girl is smart and beautiful but those are exceptions. usually you wont have both, thats why we have wives and mistresses.
shadowsbane 0
Your boyfriend pretty much hit the nail on the head. Agreeing with #5 though ahahahaha...
blackcat906 0
Unfortunately, this stereotype is true. And the same is said for guys, think about it. Most "hot" guys are meat-headed, shallow douche-bags, and most of the "ugly" guys are sweet, sensitive, and awesome. But there are ALWAYS exceptions. Whoever thinks this is untrue is missing out, really.
Skynyrdrock 0
Since you don't know which one you are, you're probably stupid.