Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got rejected by his dream college. In an effort to comfort him, I told him that he is incredibly smart and that it's their loss. He replied, "Of course you think so, you're an idiot!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a text from a "close female friend." The text was of her with no shirt on, and he quickly closed his phone. His explanation was that his female friends just want his opinion on how they look. I don't know what's worse, that there are several, or that he thinks I'm that stupid. FML
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DJuan 0
don't take that personally. the gf is never included in such rants
lookatstupid 0
Ouch
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Comments (165)
WhatDidYouSay0 0
aww:( that sucks
dance_till_dawn 0
Whether OP's boyfriend was talking about her or not, he shouldn't have even made the comment. You don't talk about hot chicks (or guys) in front of your significant other. It's common knowledge that everyone looks, but you keep it to yourself.
Sambo110 0
Yeah, you could be cute. And cute>hot, in most cases.
gman79 0
both
1pinkbutterfly 0
#82. You're a DUMBASS!! You were either high when u wrote your comment or the weed killed your brain cells already. Learn how to spell!! Smoking weed is really not that big of a deal, but not something to announce to the world. Obviously it's YOUR greatest everyday accomplishment...…LOSER!!
smydiwannafthata 5
so which one are you? (it IS true that all pretty women are dumb)
cubanchick 0
maybe he think ur ugly and smart
ericck 0
lmao, u could be both
Crowcaller 5
boobs over brain
inferno2080 0
I'll bet ANYTHING he was talking about you as an EXCEPTION. like "all hot girls are dumb, but you? you're hot AND smart! 2 in 1!" I bet he was trying to compliment u.