Bluffed

By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
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perdix 29

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?

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fueledbyshar 0

YDI for playing poker.

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Horney4her69 0

poke-r, I hardly know her.

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tomahawkinyouall 0

YDI FOR NOT HAVING AN AWESOME SCREEN NAME LIKE "POOPFACE"!!!

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tehamericanboy94 0

Poker ftw... If you're good at it.

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DGross 8

this would be so much better if the OP was playing Craps...

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Felendris 0

poker = freaking awesome. shun the haters.

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fueledbyshar 0

Damn, you people cant take a joke.

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u_killed_kenny_ 0

wow. u must suck shit

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deathcab7 0

Q: how do you wake up lady gaga? A: pokerface! haha (: that is all.

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jakeomatic 0

I think that you lost because they were playing dirty.

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peace7love2FML 0

p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

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lsufan003 0

hahaha that was me! I'M POOPFACE... this dumbass lost 25K to me too...

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DGross 8

sounds like it... Next he will lose to "ILikeL33tGiantTurds" and will post another FML about it...

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anil6057 0

you have the biggest "fail" profile pic ever besides miley cyrus's rutty shots.

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JBigDaddy 0

this fml sucks moderators are killing me...

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MQ_was_here 0

I totally agree. I have to push myself to click on it nowadays.

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astro_plastic 0

CANT READ MY CANT READ MY oh wait. he did.

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KurouTenshi 0

I just got all the music videos of her for my iPhone. :"3 hehehe

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bishoprsv2 0

@53 Unless you have solid evidence Ms. Gaga is a man, please stop- Oh, is that a penis? Nevermind you're right.

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Felendris 0

lady gaga gave her balls to justin bieber. >_> <_< you know it's true.

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Immature_fml 0

justin is very much a man. I just kicked his nads so hard his voice sounds like a twelve-year-old's.

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bishoprsv2 0

I called him gay so he hit me with his purse.

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KurouTenshi 0

there is another saying that says "don't underestimate your opponent for their face value." there is a another saying that says "pandas are awesome." while the second saying is completely irrelevant, you could at least adhere to the first!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

The second saying is completely relevant, although we don't take kindly to panda bears 'round here.

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boopityboppity 11

Them mixed color bear need to stay off my lawn. Them can't be walkin' 'round here.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Now Skeeter. That panda bear didn't mean any trouble...

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nep12 0

that makes me a really sad panda...

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda-Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!

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zippit09 0

Who says bamboo doesn't grow in mountainous regions? Whoever it is, you can tell them they're wrong.

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Zyzzva 0

so...poop has a better poker face than you? YDI

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bidoof_fml 0

Haha, my screen name is Poopface. Suck it!

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sbjess 8

maybe you're just a shitty poker player..nobody cares who beat your sorry ass

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