By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 539
You deserved it 36 299

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

Isn't that a song by Lady Caca?


fueledbyshar 0
Horney4her69 0
tomahawkinyouall 0


tehamericanboy94 0

Poker ftw... If you're good at it.

this would be so much better if the OP was playing Craps...

Felendris 0

poker = freaking awesome. shun the haters.

fueledbyshar 0

Damn, you people cant take a joke.

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Q: how do you wake up lady gaga? A: pokerface! haha (: that is all.

jakeomatic 0

I think that you lost because they were playing dirty.

peace7love2FML 0

p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

lsufan003 0

hahaha that was me! I'M POOPFACE... this dumbass lost 25K to me too...

sounds like it... Next he will lose to "ILikeL33tGiantTurds" and will post another FML about it...

you have the biggest "fail" profile pic ever besides miley cyrus's rutty shots.

JBigDaddy 0

this fml sucks moderators are killing me...

I totally agree. I have to push myself to click on it nowadays.

CANT READ MY CANT READ MY oh wait. he did.

KurouTenshi 0

I just got all the music videos of her for my iPhone. :"3 hehehe

@53 Unless you have solid evidence Ms. Gaga is a man, please stop- Oh, is that a penis? Nevermind you're right.

Felendris 0

lady gaga gave her balls to justin bieber. >_> <_< you know it's true.

justin is very much a man. I just kicked his nads so hard his voice sounds like a twelve-year-old's.

I called him gay so he hit me with his purse.

KurouTenshi 0

there is another saying that says "don't underestimate your opponent for their face value." there is a another saying that says "pandas are awesome." while the second saying is completely irrelevant, you could at least adhere to the first!

The second saying is completely relevant, although we don't take kindly to panda bears 'round here.

Them mixed color bear need to stay off my lawn. Them can't be walkin' 'round here.

Now Skeeter. That panda bear didn't mean any trouble...

that makes me a really sad panda...

No! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda-Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo, which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?!

zippit09 0

Who says bamboo doesn't grow in mountainous regions? Whoever it is, you can tell them they're wrong.

Zyzzva 0

so...poop has a better poker face than you? YDI

Haha, my screen name is Poopface. Suck it!

sbjess 8

maybe you're just a shitty poker player..nobody cares who beat your sorry ass