Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
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Top comments
Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
jagdstl 2
You did have that new version of the pill that doubles as an IUD, an intra-urethral device, right?
VampObsessed 16
Sounds like he's either a moron or hoping that you are.
rebel501 4
The next morning he's throwing up and craving an exotic food no one but bill gates can afford.
CharresBarkrey 16
Because those are the side effects of birth control...
redbluegreen 41
A cyanide pill would be more effective.
fishyrael 29
Don't have sex with him. Don't breed with him. Run.
katt_is_here 24
Please tell me you didn't do it. Please. Just, don't. I don't care how "cute" he is. We need to sterilize him for the good of mankind.
Thorzix 23
Was about to say the exact same thing. OP by all means, do mankind some good. DON'T. BREED. WITH. HIM... ...EVER! Girls breeding with twats like that is what's making our words filled with and various other retards.
DDCA 24
There's no pill for stupid.
WhiteCrimson 23
Sounds like your boyfriend should actually be your ex-dumbass boyfriend. I bet he got F's all through high school for biology.... Tell him those pills make your nuts shrink.... They do. And they make men gay
Enslaved 38
Maybe he purposely asked for one of your pills to remind you you're on them and should be safe enough? Sorry, just grasping at straws. :P
bloodangel1973 8
Say it with me... V-A-S-E-C-T-O-M-Y