Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
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Top comments
Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
TheyCallMeDamien 17
You really want to risk passing along those genes?
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Sounds like you two need to wait, youre obviously not prepared. Even though the idea of him wanting the pill is stupid.
JennNoVa 8
I think it's obvious which head he was thinking with when he spouted that wisdom!
furbyface711 9
He sounds too dumb for sex. Leave him. Leave him now.
SammiixSue 13
...dear God please tell me you didn't have sex.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Considering OP thought it was dumb enough that she posted the story on FML, I'm assuming she knew and decided not to risk it.
helen_ellexo 22
Now I'm wondering if he's done that before
FrankHotpants 31
Oh god, please don't fornicate with this man. If you're not sure what you're doing then inform yourself first before engaging in such activities that can really mess someone's life up.
miserly_neutral 4
Why does he have to use a condom if you take birth control pills?
Sweetpea22 14
Seriously? Let me guess, Abstinence only education? If you took sex ed, you would have learned the pill can fail so it's better to use two types of birth control.
CharresBarkrey 15
Pills don't protect against STI's, there are certain medications that make BC pills ineffective for a full cycle, there's a chance you CAN get pregnant on the pill, if you don't take the pill at the same time everyday it becomes less effective... Really there are tons of reasons to use both.
Ibeatmyself 3
Winner
Albarufus 13
That was cute though! He clearly needs to learn a thing or two, but the fact that he wanted to be the one to protect you both is just adorable. XD
Pensu 12
Not sure I see what's adorable about his very selfishly refusing to use a condom.
katt_is_here 24
Cute? Are you stupid? Never mind, I already know the answer to that question. What I want to know is how is it "cute" for a guy to be so dumb that he thinks that birth control pills work when men take them? How is it "cute" that this jerk doesn't want to use a condom? There is absolutely nothing cute about this.