Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML
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Hypertudism 15
Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".
ColdplaySucks 18
Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.
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Comments (178)
jgriff79 23
What an idiot! Everybody knows the only thing safer than a condom is the pull out method.
ArtLover 13
Actually that's not true, even if you pull out, the pre-cum still contains sperm, so even if you pull out there could still be a chance that the girl would get pregnant. People should stop thinking that, it would just lead to more unfortunate accidents, especially for those who don't want a child.
Cazz91 21
Is he trying to become more of a woman by that logic or is he really just that stupid OP? I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt that perhaps he isn't that educated about sex if he wasn't taught in school or by his parents for some reason but I am certain by your reaction that is not the case.
RainbowInput 8
You should buy him a sex education DVD...
The_Piquerist 7
Perhaps you should both go back to playing with Legos and leave the adult stuff to actual adults. We don't need anymore honey boo boo teen mom crap on tv
helmiz 17
find another guy!!
worldclassrager 41
Obviously he is a messed up virgin...and I don't think explaining will help...
mkcherry 14
I wouldnt have sex with a guy that stupid, but if you like him teach him some sex ed or send him to planned parenthood.
Drifting 21
He may be dumb, but at least he's trying to be safe lol
jennycoral 12
I would get him checked for sti's before anything...
woiz 11
can u donate him to Moronology department ?