Not a Bio major

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 100
You deserved it 8 135

Same thing different taste


Does he also staple condoms together for "double the protection"

eminemchick 19

creative and thoughtful comment, 1! i applaud your efforts!

enonymous 8

Serious question time... I had cyber sex on a webcam with my gf... she did not have protection or antivirus installed... should she and I get tested?

Stapling them would put holes in them. Am I missing a reference here?

Lil_Red777 21

#40 yeah you are lol OP's boyfriend took birth control for extra protection even though it won't do anything for him that's why they made the joke about stapling condoms together

Trupe 3

26 - You're supposed to glue the condoms together not staple duh.

shrinkydinks 0

they are making a joke;) saying that stapling the condoms together would be dumb...same as a man taking birth control.

26-I do that! you can never be to protective! just kidding but that guy probably does do that

36-he's a anus!! ummm....I meant genius DAMN Autocorrect!it seems like this always happens to me

chocolemonade 6

you don't glue the condoms together, you glue them to the penis. Duh! Nuthin gettin through there!

ohmywows 0

97 I was about to say the same thing xD

lol because they suck or because they're bankrupt? Or both?

I don't think your bf is ready for sex, make him wait until he goes through his puberty

ImmortalKratos 0

has he started growing boobies yet?

iEatGuppies 0

oh gosh. I hope he doesn't breed. OH WAIT he won't, he's on the pill.

nyssx 0

haha what a keeperr . you wont have to worry about havin babiies (: and cant just use regular glue . get that rubber cement shiit .

Guys! You all know's first!!

babyyninjas 1

40 you got that trojan virus :( I'm sorry to inform you

no65438 0

I would laugh if you got pregnant anywayy! :)

maybe OP needs to wear a condom to be extra safe

krista2009 0

guys aren't supposed to take birth control duh it's for girls only. are ya dumb

krista2009 0

that was meant for the first reply lol

ohmywows 0

people, how does OP not notice that her birth control has been disappearing? if y'all knew how birth control worked you would understand..

jillianmathers12 13

doesn't every boyfriend do that?

TheBitchOfChuckN 7

I just had a wet dream about Megan Fox, and I'm thinking I should meet this chick and makes sure she wants to keep the baby.

this guy must have been dropped on his head several times as a child after his crack-addicted alcoholic mother gave birth to him

ginaatheging 3

since hes already on the pill maybe you should start wearing condoms too, for extra extra protection ;)

ARE U ******* KIDDING ME??? Hes just a little dumb read the FML dude

whybother8 0

maybe he will start growing boobs

gabstahhh 8

You can never be too sure I guess...

carolv22 0

I kinda wanna do that. being male if I had boobs I would play with them like a child plays with.. bean bags

similies06 0

You all are idiots, I hope you know that they have a male contraceptive in pill form as well and him being safe makes him more of a man for taking those precautions. Grow up.

Well according to the FML, OP's boyfriend had been taking HER birth control pills. Please read before you comment next time :)

mrwelsh3 0

he never specified which he was saying, he just said there is a male form of bc.

163 I cannot believe how true that is! genius I tell you(:

163, you've made my day with that fantastic 70's show reference.

If that's you in the picture then wow!!!! u r like amazing! I actualy got excited in my pants! what a beauty! :P

well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.

Einstein's father took birth control pills. O_o

I wish I can delete comments. That one I said was pretty stupid when I look back on it.

83 don't mean to be rude but guessing from your profile your thumb's up is not a good thing.

zgomon 10

I'd have to say no, it is not that great that he did. bright side? your on his better side. lol

A7X_LoVeee 10

83 - You can't kill Charlie Sheen. He's a warlock.

Actually guessing by 83's profile, he seems pretty awesome.

Jorcar 8

A Vaican Assassin Warlock to be exact.

WhiteBoyThatCan 0

if Charlie Sheen dies he will become a FOOL!

22cute 17

OMG what an idiot! who knows what those hormones will do to him. Plus you will be missing some!

Lostdonut 3

I thought Charlie Sheen was a Troll hunter? :)

The_Moustache 6

73- Is your name supposed to be Mr.Sassypants or Mrs.Assypants?

203 I thought putting it in my profile would help. Guess not.

TheChicanoGuy 0

is that a taking rat?!? holy shit :O

The_Moustache 6

227- Yeah...I wasn't thinking to check...

LOL 82 I almost peed myself reading both your comments (mainly the second) HAHA

the awkward moment when some douche comments FIRST and hes not first... infact hes not even 2nd or 3rd :L

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WhiteBoyThatCan 0

no, he needs to help her eat them

katieklein 0
similies06 0

no you and the 11 people that liked you and everyone else saying he is stupid are can take birth control they do have a male version in pill form.

wolfshadow 4

148 you're the stupid one. He's been taking HER birth control. Not male pills. Read the FML before you call someone stupid when they're in the right.

baby610 4

similies06 you're the dumb one haha ohh what has this world come to?! haha.

dvdp112 0

if this is the same dude that bust in his pants he is taking safe sex to another level.. : )