By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML
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Hypertudism 15

Sounds like you shouldn't be having sex with him anyway if that's his preferred form of "being safe".

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ColdplaySucks 18

Don't risk it - he'll just add stupid to the gene pool.

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corporatescoundr 25

You definitely found yourself a keeper with this one OP

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SumBur 11

Well it looks like it's time to have 'the talk' with him. They grow up so fast.

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Kalipczo 21

Maybe you need to give him a little lesson about how sex and the hormones activated in birth control pills... Don't let him reproduce, we don't need any more stupid in society.

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trav_o 8

Do you really want to take a dip into that gene pool...??

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n4ture 20

LOL sure if he takes it, it will be safer. wtf.

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jemiller226 13

Hah, no doubt the product of abstinence-only sex ed.

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chanellgymnast 17

He isn't even worth it as well as lecturing the concept of sex.

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Damitol 3

Clearly your bf is an idiot. Don't breed with idiots. Too many of them clogging up the works as it is.

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