By inchetogb - 15/01/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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therealsuperman 0

why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other

They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p

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RawDawgie 0

Damn that sucks man

thedevil96 0

hello baalllsack

LightningLadyy 0

Not only is your grandma crazy, but so is your boyfriend. Sooo, FYL and maybe YDI.

They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p

LightningLadyy 0

You never said it wasn't weird ;D

must have been awkward, you should have just left op

penismightier 3

o its very wierd

Cats are attracted to dying things cuz they find them super hot. Literally. Also, my cats a wizard I once caught him mixing up potions to dump in my food! So I says to him I says "pussy, whatchu doin wit my food!" Ooh he gets mad then, screams out "AVADA KADAVRA!" But as a learning magician, it only killed half of me for like an hour, thank goodness (: Moral of the story: never trust a pussy you let out of your sight! Goes double for women.

Be careful. If it lays near you, you might die. Especially if you're in a coma.

As oppsed to a large?

Hidan_fml 0

It's the cat from the book Ghost Eye!!

corkscrew8888 0

lol 23 wins

annadorkable 0

i don't get it .

breekidd 0

me either? what does that even mean?

a medium is like a psychic.

Medium; larger than small, smaller than large.

lol I was about to agree with 5 I saw that and was wondering what then it hit me.

A medium is an object or being that can transfer to the paranormal, one that can see the afterlife before they're dead. Like a pshycic.

lol why would she think that does your cat do freaky stuff??

Alot of people think cats really are connected to the spiritual world, especially black cats. My friends Mum has nightmares about her dead mother every time their cat sleeps on her bed. juuuuust sayin.

Blackmail111 9

evil Kitteh

At least she didn't say his penis was a pendelum for fortune telling and she needed his services. But if he's that naive, maybe he'd believe it.

lol what things does your cat do to make them think that?

Garytt 0

cat as in pussy?

BadasS14 0

no if she would of meant her pussy then she would of said her pussy! =_=

hahaha! A medium pussy. I wonder if it would be tagged as such or if you just get to try it on?

kellanlvr 1

I thought it meant pussy too ^__^

Furytalon 14

ya I thought in meant pussy at first too

therealsuperman 0

why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other