Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend. I did my best to get him hard, and as always, I succeeded, but he still didn’t bother to look up from his phone. Unfortunately this happens almost every time I try to have sex with him. I guess TikTok is more important. FML
Today, my husband has been in a bad mood all week, so I finally demanded to know why. He told me his favourite porn site has suddenly started showing adverts, so now he can’t wank in peace anymore without pop-up ads appearing every 20 seconds. FML
Today, while showing my mum how to make a TikTok, she not only found the masturbation video I made to send to my husband while he’s away for work, she accidentally managed to post it to TikTok. FML
Today, my husband is on day two of giving me the silent treatment. It started when he got mad that the house was messy and said, “Why can’t you be like those wives online?!” I snapped back, “Why can’t you fuck like the guys in the porn?!” Let’s see who apologizes first. FML
Today, my husband walked in on me while I was masturbating and watching porn (yes women do it too). Now he thinks I’m unsatisfied with him or our sex life. All I wanted was a quick release. FML
Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I started doing a striptease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
Today, my boyfriend blew half of the money we'd saved for a vacation on a fancy new camera. His reasoning? "Loads of YouTubers are quitting YouTube, there's money to be made." FML
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Top comments
greeniegenius 20
LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least it's not a Vine.
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Comments (4)
greeniegenius 20
LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /
greeniegenius 20
Nooo
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least it's not a Vine.
FluffythePink 23
Guy got exactly what he deserved 🤣 Nice clap back. Next time he asks, suggest a BDSM theme where it's just whipping his arse Infront of the camera...
Thaylok 17
CFNM.... See what he says to that.
SirEnigM0nk 22
He might secretly get off on that, you never know.