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Busting makes me feel good

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

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Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:35

LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2023 16:18

Hey, at least it's not a Vine.

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greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:35

LOL I haven’t laughed so spontaneously in ages- sorry : /

greeniegenius 19

Friday 3 February 2023 12:45

Nooo

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 February 2023 16:18

Hey, at least it's not a Vine.

FluffythePink 23

Friday 3 February 2023 20:43

Guy got exactly what he deserved 🤣 Nice clap back. Next time he asks, suggest a BDSM theme where it's just whipping his arse Infront of the camera...

Thaylok 17

Friday 3 February 2023 20:50

CFNM.... See what he says to that.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Saturday 4 February 2023 10:19

He might secretly get off on that, you never know.

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