Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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therealsuperman 0
why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other
PrincessNothing 0
They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p
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Comments (82)
IgnorantAmerican 0
But the United States is the greatest country in the world
sourgirl101 29
I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball Well I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all
flipflipflipidel 0
sublime ftw
grandpaearthling 2
yeah no country is in bigger debt. some people here may be a tad ignorant, but we will kill not only for our freedoms, but also for the freedoms of others
giantsfan2010 23
Dogs > Cats
b182link 0
cat(dog)I{(c,d);(a,o);(t,g)}>9 {(c,9);(a,9);(t,9)} > {(d,9);(o,9);(g,9)} cat-9 > dog -cat < dog cat < dog
PahhDee 0
Wtf!? that's wierd no offense.
chillinAK 9
Haha, I used to try convince mist of my sisters' boyfriends that their cats where seeing spirits and that's why they always actors like they hit the cat nip a little to hard. I had a couple of them believing, but I literally had one guy believe it so much, he was going yo give the cat away and list his house for sale. Sad thing? He was 15 years older then me - I was 17 when I did that. Hmmm, does your boyfriends name happen to be Mike and did he used to work for Wal Mart? FYL op.
tygerarmy 35
What spur_z meant: It's ok most people are stupid. You would think that someone not from America would realize not all people are American. And they say we have a bloated view of ourselves.
chillinAK 9
Wow, I've seen my fair share of stupid nationalities. It irritates me to no end when I see these comments. That would be like me saying most French are weak, most Germans are hairy, most Chinese are tiny, etc. Get the picture? Encompassing a whole nation of people because you have talked to a few in passing or going by what you hear from others is total idiocy. BTW - I don't believe any of the comparisons given, just making a point based off of what I have heard.
chosha_fml 27
Run now! Think how dumb your kids might turn out.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I wish people wouldn't say Americans are dumb. :/ I'm not dumb.