Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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therealsuperman 0
why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other
PrincessNothing 0
They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p
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Comments (82)
EvilDave 13
He is your boyfriend. You knew or should have known he was like that. He showed you he is like that and he is still your boyfriend. YDI.
river8844 0
LOL thats awesome thats something my grandma would do :D LOL my grandma when ever i leave goes ok watch out dont talk to stranger, dont trust anyone, or make sure no ones following u, she watches way to many hooro movies and muder shows thats all she watches
lessthen3shrek 0
remind me again why ur life sux cuz of this?
CaptainAwesome2 0
This belongs on MLIA! How does this affect the crappiness of your life? That's right. It DOESN'T.
Aniblecoby 0
He's a keeper
JustJaredfied 0
Well figures you'd be from Kentecky
cookiemonster144 0
Today, after 10 minutes of staring I finally got that an FML was referring to a cat being a spiritual medium. Not a ******. FML.
acidburnz1107 10
Get them lotto numbers lol
Mental1942 6
Do I hear a break-up coming along
CakesandSuch 1
Jedi grandma mind master.