Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Sunday 19 April 2020 12:55

sounds like you borfriend is a tomb raider or trying to rob the gravr. if you don't know what I mean then he wants your g ma

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 April 2020 5:14

GILF! The end

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RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 19 April 2020 5:14

GILF! The end

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Sunday 19 April 2020 12:55

sounds like you borfriend is a tomb raider or trying to rob the gravr. if you don't know what I mean then he wants your g ma

ojoRojo 27

Sunday 19 April 2020 16:20

This reminds me of the fake movie in The Office with Jack Black and Cloris Leachman haha

boogerjt 6

Sunday 19 April 2020 20:59

Maybe grandma is a hot 65 and he digs older chicks.

sarsuela 28

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Tuesday 21 April 2020 20:24

Maybe he sent her a dick pic by accident and is embarrased? Or maybe he's a weirdo, who knows.

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