Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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therealsuperman 0
why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other
PrincessNothing 0
They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p
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Comments (82)
coballan55 0
most people are generally dumb... if there weren't a lot of dumb people and only a few smart people our way of life would literally break down...
stophate 0
I'm sorry but that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. I adore your life.
DakotaCat 4
Can someone explain this? Wtf does "medium" mean and what's so bad about this?
attatood 8
it's like a psychic... but in this case it's more psycho.
giselless 5
yeah but he used it better than you
AARONPSP 0
See this is how Internet cat videos start.
stevenmx86 8
So what op? You could stop being such a close minded prick and just hear her out. I'm not saying it's necessarily true but you have no way of proving it's not either so it's always possible..
bethany_camille 0
ha ha LMAO!! :)
Hidan_fml 0
Fatbouy's joke was funnier.
dt520 4
ask the cat if they are crazy, that should fix this all up!
EvilDave 13
He is your boyfriend. You knew or should have known he was like that. He showed you he is like that and he is still your boyfriend. YDI.