Today, my boyfriend and I spent 30 minutes listening to my grandmother telling us that my cat is a medium. My boyfriend is totally convinced. FML
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Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML
Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML
Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
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therealsuperman 0
why can't you believe the cat has super powers? I'm suprised a pessimist like you could find a significant other
PrincessNothing 0
They're not so much crazy as superstitious. Plenty of people believe that cats are magic and have a great connection to the spirit world. There are tons of counts of cats being able to tell when someone is going to die, or have supernatural spiritual draws to bizarre instances. It's a big thing in Egyptian mythology too. :p
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Comments (82)
SirEBC 7
Wow, your grandmother is insane. That is absolutely ridiculous. Your cat is most likely a large. Ahhhhhh, I'm so ******* hilarious!!! No, but seriously, you should try to talk some sense into your boyfriend. There is probably hope for him. As for the old timer, just smile and agree...smile and agree.
didoca 0
yeah, 6th sense! lol
BoredomKillsinc 0
thats pretty weird...
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Maybe her cat is a medium. Anything is possible OP... my goodness, where is your imagination?
ninjacosby 0
i know people have no imaginations
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like your spirit..
docscientist 10
We need more magical thinking to battle the encroachment of reason.
GoodLookingGeese 10
I don't think this is a problem, everybody can believe what they want as long as they don't hurt anyone.. Your bf is just trying to be nice to your grandmother - what do you expect??!!!
CreateZ 0
LUCKY! I wish I had a cat.
littlerena67 2
cats r beast
talb1 7
Ehh another FML about cats.
DarkHelmet 10
YDI for dating a dumb ass
SirEBC 7
Hey buddy. I already used that lame joke.
sandmancometh 3
you look like an Americant
youprobablydidit 3
Trolled by Grandma. Your BF is kinda dumb.