Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML
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disgruntled_stdt
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did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.
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Starcatch77
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So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??
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Amkii
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#1 - Nice!! I like the way you think!
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Daevas
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Where is #1's anyway?
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disgruntled_stdt
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did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.
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girrl
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yeah that was definitely a joke. and i think you knew that before you posted it on here.
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Raven_fml
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Who the hell says spawn?
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jake12221212121
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Don't be a hater.
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AliSama
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I would not take anything like that seriously. Why would he date you or want to have kids with you if you are ugly to him?
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cp399
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Maybe he's more into personality
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alwaysalady
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Before I married my husband, I did a baby - maker online. The kids were cute, I married him. We had kids, and they are cute. Try the baby maker, then decide.
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pastafarian97
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Starcatch77
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So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??
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AjaniTsunami
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You fat whore. Go buy a Wii Fit and lose some damn weight!
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kayykatastrophii
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#4 Some couples talk about marriage, in which case, children isn't a scary subject.
Furthermore, you deserve better. That's horrible.
Unless he was kidding. I would honestly confront him on it. Tell him what he said seriously hurt you. He MAY have been kidding. At least, I HOPE he was.
Furthermore, you deserve better. That's horrible.
Unless he was kidding. I would honestly confront him on it. Tell him what he said seriously hurt you. He MAY have been kidding. At least, I HOPE he was.
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luckldy31
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Unless he knows you are self-conscious about your looks, I wouldn't worry about it. He may just be blessed with the smart-ass gene.
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arienh4
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Seriously, it's just a joke. How are jokes FML worthy?