#1 - Nice!! I like the way you think!

Where is #1's anyway?

did he actually use the word "spawn"? That's awesome.

yeah that was definitely a joke. and i think you knew that before you posted it on here.

Who the hell says spawn?

Don't be a hater.

I would not take anything like that seriously. Why would he date you or want to have kids with you if you are ugly to him?

Maybe he's more into personality

Before I married my husband, I did a baby - maker online. The kids were cute, I married him. We had kids, and they are cute. Try the baby maker, then decide.

So if the babies had been ugly in the "baby maker" or whatever, would you have dumped him??

You fat whore. Go buy a Wii Fit and lose some damn weight!

#4 Some couples talk about marriage, in which case, children isn't a scary subject. Furthermore, you deserve better. That's horrible. Unless he was kidding. I would honestly confront him on it. Tell him what he said seriously hurt you. He MAY have been kidding. At least, I HOPE he was.

Unless he knows you are self-conscious about your looks, I wouldn't worry about it. He may just be blessed with the smart-ass gene.

Seriously, it's just a joke. How are jokes FML worthy?