FML : Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging...

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Today, I was at a swim meet. I was on a relay team and I was the anchor. My team was in 1st. I was ready to dive in when I saw my tampon string was hanging out of my suit. I freaked, slid off the block, and fell on top of the guy before me and gave him a concussion. We got DQed for a false start FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By suckatlifeeexo - / Saturday 25 April 2009 05:44 / United States

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By washburn_fml | 0

#141921 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:18

#1 I'm glad your life goal is now complete.

OP: You deserve it. Sorry, but if you're going to put yourself in any kind of high pressure situation with others counting on you like that, you gotta get over little things like tampon strings.

By audereyy | 0

#141926 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:20

LOL.
#1 your a jerk.
anyway, that sucks, but if your a girl, how did you fall on top of a guy? girls and guys dont swim relays together. anyway its not like you could do anything about it right before you dove off, so it woulda just been easier to swim the whole thing and tuck it back in when you finished and were still in the water.
its not that big of a deal i mean everyone knows girls have to wear tampons when they swim.

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By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#141904 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:13

I CAN FINALLY SAY FIRST AND ANNOY EVERYONE.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

thepunman | 11

#5513977 - Thursday 30 May 2013 21:38

I'm gonna say, you didn't use the period properly.

By washburn_fml | 0

#141921 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:18

urlifesfked | 0

#995911 - Monday 17 May 2010 5:19

I'm at the top!

superboboboi | 0

#1037879 - Monday 21 June 2010 7:40

you got dairy queened?

kewlster1 | 0

#1108171 - Monday 19 July 2010 5:50

wow fail

xXCherrryBombXx | 6

#4456570 - Saturday 19 May 2012 20:18

Mm I could go for some dairy queen (;

By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#141924 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:19

So am I, wash, so am I.

By audereyy | 0

#141926 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:20

kingace | 0

#967123 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:52

i wasn't aware they HAD to...

unluckyduckyz | 0

#2125538 - Saturday 26 February 2011 15:39

they don't. this means she was just on her period

chikachikawahwah | 0

#3176008 - Thursday 25 August 2011 5:58

Could be a mixed relay in a summer league team or something, in which case it's not really that serious considering summer league doesn't count for much.

nomnom5559922 | 0

#3356703 - Tuesday 27 September 2011 21:36

Actually, yeah i'm a swimmer, and there are mixed relays. :)

THEBlade_fml | 1

#4000968 - Monday 6 February 2012 16:54

Actually, I'm a swimmer and there aren't mixed relays. In summer league we ever mixed, nor in just high school swim team.

CuriousSnail | 16

#6546250 - Saturday 27 February 2016 0:44

It depends on the league you are in. In some there are and in some there are not. In one swim league I swim in it is mixed, but on my highschool one it is not

By boomBOOMshake | 0

#141927 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:20

it's just a freaking tampon string, big deal. What would you rather have; first place medal or everyone on your team hating you because you lost them the race?

By AtoZnumbersand_ | 1

#141937 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:23

auderey i am amazing in every way shape and form. You on the other hand..

By Arcturus_fml | 0

#141946 - Saturday 25 April 2009 16:27

YDI... unless you're a guy who was surprised by a tampon string mysteriously protruding from your speedo. As #4 mentioned, co-ed relays don't exist in competitive swimming TMK.