Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
BarDownDaily 12
Da **** are you talking about. You're stupid.
bizarre_ftw 22
At least he's trying :/
causticgirl 6
More sex more often. Double up on condom to decrease sensitivity. FOREPLAY. get yours before insertion. Buy toys if necessary
itooamscrewed 10
Wow the other girls on this page are brutal. I had a boyfriend like this and the solution is to have sex a LOT, at least twice a day. Eventually he will get used to the feel and last as long as you'd like. Or the second time around will be longer. Either way, you both win. For the record, belittling him for it is going to make everything worse, for you and for his next girlfriend (because if you're bitchy enough to laugh at him for it, you don't deserve the guy).
thamack408 11
honest,quit being a bitch because hes trying his best to improve on how long he wants to last and you are just belittling him. just **** around once or twice a day. also he should ********** before each session so he can get the "quickie" out of the way
donhate38 0
Come to me;)
Petey_Piie 1
Still longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
stereoheartss 0
Wow....Very classy!
l_like_food 6
at least he is trying but i agree that is pretty short having a lot of sex could help try to masteerbate it can loosen you up and it might make him last longer or take it nice and slow what me and my boyfriend do is during sex we constantly change positions we each choose a few he used to be like that but through doing what i stated before hes up to almost an hour!
Gutmann 0
Lame!! Haha he needs some more practice