Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after 6 months of sex, my boyfriend showered himself with praise for managing, for the first time ever, to stretch the act out to a full minute. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my husband and orgasmed. Three hours apart from each other. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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Cavebone 5
that's a solid 50% improvement.
DalPozzo13 10
That's sad, my dog has gotten it on with a pillow longer than that haha
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Comments (229)
hateevryone 15
damn.
smartguy13v 2
50% improvement in one shot! That's pretty good! (Though 3 minutes is extremely depressing)
grannygruber 6
Maybe it's nor his fault, maybe you are such a wonderful lover he can't hold out!
tazedogkc 4
This has happened to me... I played a song to see which would last longer.. The song won.
barnettmatt87 1
Poor little guy! He will get better with experience. Just hang in there 3minutes at a time lol
jclawkward 4
Well either he is really good...or you make him soft
inulover 0
In the words of Samantha from Sex and the City, "**** me bad once shame on you **** me bad twice shame on me" you should really think about that.
byeah88 0
slip a viagra into his drinks next time when youre about to have sex.
SoultheWolf 19
You need to let it up on him. Some men, especially if they haven't hat a lot of sexual experiences, wont be able to last long. Infact most men can't. Only way for him to learn how to hold it longer is to keep having it and teach him over and over.
lishy1311 0
LOL