By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
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mike3775 36

And yet another upset woman who does not want to have fun in bed. Man I swear, the majority of women who post these types of comments on FML just want the guy to go back and forth for a few minutes and not say or do anything but that and then finish up and be done with it

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cherrycola22 0

Aha! i find that funny! just let him do it and have fun. unless he does it EVERY TIME you have sex. then as soon as he starts, walk away ;)

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knockout666 0

and u want to share this information becauseeee??? -_-

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Morgansgirl 6

not an FML it's actually quite amusing!!

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savvy_suzy 0

When he is excited, grab his hard **** and make like it is a mariachi shaker, shaking so vigorously his testicles dance. I think that is a fair trade off for his 'gun performance'. I'd not tolerate that bollocks if I were you.

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Evan2297 0

Double kill, longshot, headshot, +100, challenge complete: friends with benifits.

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