I rhought that was for spiders

When you kill a spider, it stays dead. When you kill a Furby, it comes back with an evil vengeance.

unless it gets nuked, oh shit, furbys can survive nukes

I was scared of furbys as a child...

still scared of them lolol

Am I one of the only people who loved and still loves furbies??????

That's because you haven't had a mind numbing experience with the little bastards....I to have also had a batteryless furby spring to life on me.

They're satans toys

The only way to get rid of the curse is to anally fist yourself.

That's ok I had the same thing happen to me with a toy grill

This FML sounds like the plot to a goosebumps book.

no. If you are old enough to understand the plot at all, they are not scary. Fear Street, however... (both are by the same author.)

*cues music*

She did. I saw this in moderation and it's been edited. What the original said was: "Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closest. It was my old Furby. My old Furby with the dead batteries that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML" Personally, I think the original version is funnier than the edited one.

"I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago."

I assume he meant he got rid of the furbey, just forgot the comma after the batteries

It was the Furby I could have sworn I threw away, not the batteries. This was just edited in a way that made it a little confusing

It was the Furby I swore I threw away, not the batteries