By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
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mike3775 36

And yet another upset woman who does not want to have fun in bed. Man I swear, the majority of women who post these types of comments on FML just want the guy to go back and forth for a few minutes and not say or do anything but that and then finish up and be done with it

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mike3775 36

And yet another upset woman who does not want to have fun in bed. Man I swear, the majority of women who post these types of comments on FML just want the guy to go back and forth for a few minutes and not say or do anything but that and then finish up and be done with it

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InBetweenDreams 0

Your boyfriend sounds like a dork, in a good way though. (: Lighten up a bit, sex doesn't have to be so serious all the time.

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alexfmllemon 0

your gorgeous InBetweenDreams

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sourgirl101 28

shoot 'em up. Bang bang, blow you away.... It's show down, in no man's land. For the cowboys of the modern day.(: Your comment reminded me of "Tesla"

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aliceFTW 0

why is this an FML...? that's hilarious

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Crystallea 1

I wish my boyfriend would do that, I love weapons, besides, I'd totally need some afterward caring for, he shot me :3

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

WTF is it with this flood of "My boyfriend did something something other than move his penis during sex. booohooo my fragile sanity" FMLs? don't like variety? - get your selves a vibrator, *****.

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knockoutmouse 8

#25, I don't think it's that these women have no sense of humor so much as they found their boyfriends' behavior demeaning. It kills the mood sometimes. I'm trying to think of an example, but different people find different things unsexy. Like, say, if your partner wanted you to roleplay as characters from Spongebob Squarepants, or began talking about horrific penis injuries s/he saw on the internet, or something that just totally turned you off--and then saw no reason why you might not find that to be the awesomest thing ever.

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Leetswaglordmaybe2 9

argument = valid. though IMHO sex is better when administered playfully; because ******* just for an orgasms sake is more like masturbating with a ****** instead of a hand.

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xwy 0

Kaboom! TA-TA-TA-TA-TA, fjuuuuuuuuuuu , bling.

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Fresh4416 0

Your picture isn't exactly the most mature thing.

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bigbadtim 7

Your boyfriend shot his load. He just needed the sound effects.

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