By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 821
You deserved it 8 871

Same thing different taste

Top comments

LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".


LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

Sorry sports guy... I've seen that one used at least 4 times this week. I'm not even on here that often. Time to come up with something original

nesto209 7
ThatNutellaTho 6

or he could do what he wants :)

Wizardo 33

At least he didn't spike your hair up with it either, there's always something with you Sarah.

"it's just cum"... didn't think I'd live to see the day that sentence would be used.

SaltyLurker 10

Great tip, I'm going to do that to my bf and see what he does X)

Personally I just find that pretty nasty. And a mood killer.

Who cares if it's a mood killer they were already done

jazzy_123 20

46, maybe he was but what about OP?

flashback_fml 14

Thats assuming that after a guy finishes he gives a shit about the girl finishing

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

Meaniebobeanie 26

This is one of the most original FMLs I have ever read. On a side note, are there any guys who actually respect the act of sex? Life isn't a porno after all! Unless you're a pornstar.

I have never even seen that in a prono. Guys are freaky (as one should be) but go over it with your girl first lol.

AnOriginalName 19

I'm a pornstar. Just as a volunteer. And currently out of work.

skyeyez9 24

I will pass on that elephant seal ****.

Ah the old Spider Man, at least he has a sense of humour...

SystemofaBlink41 27

I thought it was called "The Perdix"....

alliewillie 22

I would rather my boyfriend didn't have "such a sense of humor" if he legitimately thought that was funny.

Maybe he was hoping for....*grabs my hat and jacket and leaves*

Comment not clear enough, his hat is his girlfriend?

ThatNutellaTho 6

Maybe He wanted His Gf To Grab Her Hat & Jacket and Go .

How would you like hot, sticky sperm flicked into your face? Ass.

You should never have to "deal" with anything you don't like during sex.

DavidKnows 11

Wait until you have your period, then "Tampon Shazam".

lil_mars 1

#90 **** yeah! OP, I'm sorry. I hope you him the dick and promptly dumped that asshole.

I would punch my boyfriend if he did that. Not really, but I'd want to.

I'd hit him! Usually when I read FMLs like this one, I find them rather funny but this one is just disgusting and disrespectful...

A slap across the face would work nicely.

I have to say, I think there are a lot of double standards on this site. If 79 and 122 were guys commenting about how they'd hit their girlfriend if she did something like this, there'd be a storm of comments saying how wrong that is.

I would suggest grabbing his hand and snacking his face with his hand while saying "stop hitting yourself" repeatedly

Wow. So sorry. That's just plain creepy. No excuses.