By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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You deserved it 8 865

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LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".


LocoMarshmallow 13

At least he didn't wipe it on your forehead and say "Simba"

Drats, beat me to it.

(Cleveland voice) Oh that's nasty.

Sorry sports guy... I've seen that one used at least 4 times this week. I'm not even on here that often. Time to come up with something original

nesto209 7

Hahahah made my night (>_

ThatNutellaTho 6

or he could do what he wants :)

cryssycakesx3 22

it's just cum.

Wizardo 33

At least he didn't spike your hair up with it either, there's always something with you Sarah.

"it's just cum"... didn't think I'd live to see the day that sentence would be used.

It's a great day now!!

Oh, I have to do this now...

SaltyLurker 10

Great tip, I'm going to do that to my bf and see what he does X)

Personally I just find that pretty nasty. And a mood killer.

Who cares if it's a mood killer they were already done

jazzy_123 20

46, maybe he was but what about OP?

flashback_fml 14

Thats assuming that after a guy finishes he gives a shit about the girl finishing

I bet the ladies love you

I think that move definitely needs a name. I propose "The Perdix".

I second that suggestion!

I may be mistaken but I believe it's called the 'spiderman'.

#50 is correct. I wish I didn't know that though...

#50 and #98 it's also called a 'Jackson Pollock' lol

*shots fired*

Meaniebobeanie 26

This is one of the most original FMLs I have ever read. On a side note, are there any guys who actually respect the act of sex? Life isn't a porno after all! Unless you're a pornstar.

I have never even seen that in a prono. Guys are freaky (as one should be) but go over it with your girl first lol.

AnOriginalName 19

I'm a pornstar. Just as a volunteer. And currently out of work.

skyeyez9 24

I will pass on that elephant seal porn.

Ah the old Spider Man, at least he has a sense of humour...

SystemofaBlink41 27

It has a name??

No thats the Captain Marvel

I thought it was called "The Perdix"....

alliewillie 22

I would rather my boyfriend didn't have "such a sense of humor" if he legitimately thought that was funny.

And a spidey sense

Maybe he was hoping for....*grabs my hat and jacket and leaves*

Comment not clear enough, his hat is his girlfriend?

ThatNutellaTho 6

Maybe He wanted His Gf To Grab Her Hat & Jacket and Go .

How would you like hot, sticky sperm flicked into your face? Ass.

You should never have to "deal" with anything you don't like during sex.

DavidKnows 11

Wait until you have your period, then "Tampon Shazam".

lil_mars 1

#90 Fuck yeah! OP, I'm sorry. I hope you him the dick and promptly dumped that asshole.

Probably the funniest thing ive ever read

I would punch my boyfriend if he did that. Not really, but I'd want to.

I'd hit him! Usually when I read FMLs like this one, I find them rather funny but this one is just disgusting and disrespectful...

A slap across the face would work nicely.

I have to say, I think there are a lot of double standards on this site. If 79 and 122 were guys commenting about how they'd hit their girlfriend if she did something like this, there'd be a storm of comments saying how wrong that is.

I would suggest grabbing his hand and snacking his face with his hand while saying "stop hitting yourself" repeatedly

Wow. So sorry. That's just plain creepy. No excuses.