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Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kblevss
Bayville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Honky
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Anonymous
Flowery Branch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a Q-tip
Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML
XxMe123xx
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
zamwow
Ridgefield Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML
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Alienkiller 0
he was only unloading his gun
mike3775 39
And yet another upset woman who does not want to have fun in bed. Man I swear, the majority of women who post these types of comments on FML just want the guy to go back and forth for a few minutes and not say or do anything but that and then finish up and be done with it
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Comments (129)
OhBRiTTiEbaby 0
lmao! funny stuff!
154rct 7
that's funny
15thPrestige 0
What gun was it? o.0
trueblazn 0
leave.
tdiz 0
that's funny. and being able to laugh while having sex is important
Calyx_fml 22
At least its better than "Choo! Choooooo!"
KateKiddo 6
My friend and I both laughed during my first sex, because every time i reacted to pain he'd make a funny face and say something like "Ooh! Who's there?" or "UPGRADE!"
Yondeme 2
Goaallll
taylordey 0
Your supposed to be comfortable enough with the person ur having sex with to laugh... My boyfriend of a year and 5 months juss the other day decided he was gonna yell "I'm cumming" like the girls in **** movies do, lol. And the funniest part was he did it in a girl voice
tothevictor 0
OMG hahahahahahahaha I cannot stop laughing... I can picture some dude screaming "POW POW POW POW POW!" at the top of his lungs!! Bwahahaha